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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

All content by Anthony Reale

Tony Talks: Farewell

Anthony Reale, Humor Editor
May 3, 2019
Illustration by Abby Takahashi

OCS finally commits murder to get a student to go abroad

Anthony Reale, Decaffeinated Honeydew Officer
February 28, 2019
Illustration by Elena Kaminskaia

Serious epidemic hits Whitman!

Anthony Reale, Campbell's Rat Noodle Stew
February 14, 2019
Illustration by Nathaly Perez

Student Surveillance Soars to Sensational State!

Anthony Reale, Moistest Envelope Licker '73
February 8, 2019
Illustration by Abby Takahashi

Is that the Hamburglar I just saw?

Anthony Reale, Dishwasher Enthusiast
November 6, 2018
Illustration by Haley King

Zumba Club Arrested Over Ritual Sacrifice Allegations

Anthony Reale, Dumpster City's No. 1 Food Critic
October 25, 2018
Illustration by Haley King

Reid Airlines Takes Off!

Anthony Reale, Tooth Fairy's Ex-Wife
October 8, 2018
Illustration by Megan Waldau

TonyTalks: Welcome Back

Anthony Reale, Crab Polisher
September 23, 2018

Encounters Curriculum Shakedown!

Anthony Reale, Satan with a Lisp
April 26, 2018

On Writing Satire

Anthony Reale, Satire Editor
December 5, 2017

Where are they now?

Anthony Reale, Sexy Memorial Hall Impersonator
November 16, 2017
Illustration by Eric Rannestad

Tonie Talks: Artisanal Apocalypse

Anthony Reale, Ironic Communist
November 9, 2017

Who’s on Amazon’s Corporate Leash? Us.

Anthony Reale, Not an Egomaniacal Supervillain, That's for Sure
October 25, 2017

Tony Talks: Have a Nice Trip, See You Next Autumn

Anthony Reale, Grand Chairman of All Scorpios
October 19, 2017

Tony Talks: Elon Musk is a Lizard

Anthony Reale, Satirist-in-Chief
October 4, 2017
Photo by Catalina Burch

Tywen and Martina received a roast!

Anthony Reale, Recently Fired Former Editor of the Satire Page
September 28, 2017

Tony Talks: Elevators and Extraterrestrials

Anthony Reale, Passionate Flautist Photographer
September 19, 2017
Illustration by Haley King

SCANDAL: OP’s Did It Again

Anthony Reale, McRib Apologist
September 11, 2017
Whitman First-Years Shut Down School

Whitman First-Years Shut Down School

Anthony Reale, Garbage Collector of the Year, 2014
August 25, 2017

In Remembrance

Anthony Reale, Satire Editor
May 12, 2017

ComRADe: the Passionate Communism Housed Within Campus Skateboarding Culture

Anthony Reale, The Guy Who Would End Up a Cook if He Were Drafted
April 27, 2017
Illustration by Taylor Penner-Ash

Whitman Trends

Anthony Reale, Crustacean Attorney
April 20, 2017

Bob Dylan Reluctantly Accepts Nobel Prize

Anthony Reale, Not a Squirrel Piloting a Human Suit
April 13, 2017

In the News this Week

Anthony Reale, MySpace Guru
April 6, 2017

Je Suis Sweden

Anthony Reale, Amateur LARPer
March 2, 2017

Asteroid Heads Towards Earth, No One Cares

Anthony Reale, Professional Pessimist
February 23, 2017

Ray’s Anatomy

Anthony Reale, Blogger
December 4, 2015

Meet Anthony

Anthony Reale, Blogger
December 2, 2015
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