After various community polls and outreach projects, I’ve compiled a controversial but entirely accurate ranking of most of the "Looney Tunes" characters, from least to most sexy.  Roadrunner That...

I like to think of myself as a fair and open-minded person, always open to dialogue and discussion with those of differing political opinions. As a result, I am a great fan of free speech and used to spend...

  Emails, boring texts, FaceTimes and airdrops are old news. We live in an age of instant communication. I can text someone in Ethiopia, and they can call a friend in South Korea who can email...

The Associated Students of Whitman College (ASWC) have recently announced their efforts to lend their support in a recently developing situation for Walla Walla. They have spoken out that they have...

Every night, millions of protectors watch over gardens of lettuce and turnips. Without them, our crops would be overrun by pestilence and drought; and yet, we don’t offer them a word of thanks. Most...

Machines are taking over.  I should tell you not to panic, but to be perfectly honest with you, I'm panicking. They’ve taken over our transportation with the smart cars and electric scooters. They've...

In a shocking turn of events, visiting chemistry professor Dr. Ambilach Fortinax, or simply Dr. Fort, has been publicly accused of practicing sorcery. The student-led investigation into the matter...

Lymancest: more contagious than the plague and twice as deadly. For those lucky few who’ve never heard of it, "Lymancest" is used to describe the sexual relationships that Lyman residents have with one...

A couple of weeks ago, pop star Chappell Roan made a statement expressing that she was apparently upset about behavior like harassment and stalking. Naturally, I decided to follow the story since controversy...