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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Yik Yak, More Like Yik YIKES

Lauren Worley, Opinion Writer May 1, 2026

I wash my face before bed, I open my phone to get my dopamine hit from Instagram reels, and eventually, before I tuck myself into bed, my fingers unconsciously and routinely click on YikYak.  If you...

Why I’m A Prison Abolitionist

Calliope Duford, Opinion Columnist May 1, 2026

Presented through superhero comics and Saturday morning cartoons, the prison system seems near perfect. Bad people who do bad things get separated from the good people who don’t do bad things, and while...

You Guys are Being Babies About Euphoria

Oliver Song, Opinion Columnist May 1, 2026

For the past seven years, HBO’s Zillenial high school drama series has been one of, if not the most, polarizing shows on television. Since 2019, Sam Levinson’s "Euphoria" has provoked, vexed and offended...

Illustration by Lucas Pinaire.

ABS is a Grand Slam for MLB Fans

Oliver Song, Opinion Columnist April 24, 2026

Throughout the long and storied history of our big and beautiful country, there have been three major constants: unnecessary war with the Middle East, some other hegemonic displacement of marginalized...

Stakeholders and Slayers

Calliope Duford, Opinion Columnist April 17, 2026

When I was little, my parents showed me "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". I was little enough that I don’t remember any of that particular watch-through, but my parents have a story that they love to retell.  My...

Illustration by Natalie Rhim.

Practice More Micro Feminism

Lauren Worley, Opinion Writer April 17, 2026

Stop saying “girl math,” “ girl dinner”  and other “girl” trends. It's not cute to perpetuate stereotypes and feed into the patriarchy. Yesterday, I had a conversation with a friend, she talked...

Illustration by Avery Hargrove.

On Power and Public Shame

Chloé Williams, Managing Editor April 17, 2026

On March 31, the Daily Mail published an exposé titled, “Secret double life of Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband Bryon: The pouting ‘busty bimbo’ photos and trove of explicit messages.”  The...

“Will I Say Hi?” Chicken

Kalani Buchl, Former Extra-Extrovert April 17, 2026

Here’s how the game works: While attending Whitman College, I slowly started to accumulate the names and faces of a lot of people. This could’ve been from a living situation, a random house party or...

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