AJ Johnson

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer

AJ (she/her) is a theater major who’s been with the Wire since Fall of 2024! She works in the humor section and hopes to bring smiles for many semesters to come!

All content by AJ Johnson

Jokes About Sewer Slide: Still Funny, Despite It All?

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
May 1, 2026

‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Has Nothing on my Summer Subletting Strategies

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
April 24, 2026

Your Designer Dogs Are Ugly. Sorry.

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
April 17, 2026

Party Animal Parents Let Down by Legacy I Will Leave

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
April 10, 2026

I Deserve Reparations for Being a Theatre Major

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
March 6, 2026

A Suggestion for Spring Holidays

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 27, 2026

Leave Ozempic to the Tradwives

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 20, 2026

Hollywood Needs to Bring Coke Addictions Back

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 13, 2026

A Modern(ish) Fairytale about the Wizard Zoloft

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
December 12, 2025

Dogs are a Man’s Best Friend, Rats are a Close Second

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
November 14, 2025

I Robbed The Louvre And All I Got Were These Gems

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
November 7, 2025

We Need To Make DnD Lame Again

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 31, 2025

Confessions Of A Registered Republican

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 24, 2025

Where Is Chalk Guy?

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 3, 2025

AJ Johnson and the Horrible, No Good 14 Hour Workday

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
September 26, 2025

South Dakota Held Hostage By Sweaty Bikers For 85th Year In A Row

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
September 19, 2025

Ouroboros

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
May 14, 2025

What You Need to Know About the Housing Lottery

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
May 1, 2025

Seeking My Academic Nemesis

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
April 17, 2025

Healing from my Trauma: That One Mormon Situationship

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
April 10, 2025

The Bizarre and Wonderful World of Parody Porn

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
March 13, 2025

My Editor Won’t Let Me Write About Ducks

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
March 6, 2025

Outrage! The Paper I Half-Assed Only Got a B+

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 27, 2025

Coping with Rejection: My Dad Doesn’t Like My Articles

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 15, 2025

Christmas in Ye Olde South Dakota

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
February 6, 2025

The Five Freshmen You’ll Meet at Whitman

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
November 21, 2024

Fighting the System for Those Too Chicken to Miss Class

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
November 14, 2024

Why You Weren’t Invited to the Party

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
November 7, 2024

Haikus for the Fall Semester

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 31, 2024

Ranking of sexiest Looney Tunes characters

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 10, 2024

An Argument for Lawn Gnomes

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
October 3, 2024

How to Avoid Lymancest

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
September 26, 2024

Does Grandma Hate You or are You Just Afraid of Punctuation?

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer
September 19, 2024

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AJ Johnson, Humor Writer

Jokes About Sewer Slide: Still Funny, Despite It All?

‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Has Nothing on my Summer Subletting Strategies

Your Designer Dogs Are Ugly. Sorry.

Party Animal Parents Let Down by Legacy I Will Leave

I Deserve Reparations for Being a Theatre Major

A Suggestion for Spring Holidays

Leave Ozempic to the Tradwives

Hollywood Needs to Bring Coke Addictions Back

A Modern(ish) Fairytale about the Wizard Zoloft

Dogs are a Man’s Best Friend, Rats are a Close Second

I Robbed The Louvre And All I Got Were These Gems

We Need To Make DnD Lame Again

Confessions Of A Registered Republican

Where Is Chalk Guy?

AJ Johnson and the Horrible, No Good 14 Hour Workday

South Dakota Held Hostage By Sweaty Bikers For 85th Year In A Row

Ouroboros

What You Need to Know About the Housing Lottery

Seeking My Academic Nemesis

Healing from my Trauma: That One Mormon Situationship

The Bizarre and Wonderful World of Parody Porn

My Editor Won’t Let Me Write About Ducks

Outrage! The Paper I Half-Assed Only Got a B+

Coping with Rejection: My Dad Doesn’t Like My Articles

Christmas in Ye Olde South Dakota

The Five Freshmen You’ll Meet at Whitman

Fighting the System for Those Too Chicken to Miss Class

Why You Weren’t Invited to the Party

Haikus for the Fall Semester

Ranking of sexiest Looney Tunes characters

An Argument for Lawn Gnomes

How to Avoid Lymancest

Does Grandma Hate You or are You Just Afraid of Punctuation?

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