Conor Bartol, Humor Writer
Conor Bartol has been a humor writer for the Wire since the fall of 2020. He has a passion for writing, astrophysics, and puns. He endeavors to write articles that make you laugh, smile, or at least exhale audibly through your nostrils. If you find that his articles have not been sufficiently funny, please accept his sincere and wholehearted apology (but no refunds).