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All content by Clara Wheeler
Best of 2017-2018: Procrastination Sensations!
May 3, 2018
Non-Murderers Plan for the Purge
April 19, 2018
Tree Near Jewett Looking Forward to Smelling like Shit Again
April 5, 2018
New Hero Strikes Fear into the Heart of Productivity
March 29, 2018
Steaming Manhole Cover a Portal to Opportunities
March 8, 2018
Urban Dictionary Phased Out By Parent Company, To Be Replaced By Rural Thesaurus
February 22, 2018
What is Jill Stein Doing Now?
January 28, 2018
New Restaurant Allows for a Break from Suffocating Privilege
January 25, 2018
Finals Study Breaks Sure to be Big Hit
December 7, 2017
New Classes for Millenials
November 9, 2017
Released Files about JFK Reveal Truths that Surprise Nobody
October 22, 2017
New Car Service Luber Sweeps Nation
October 19, 2017
Health Squared Plan
October 4, 2017
NASA Ends Pizza Spat with Hawaii
September 18, 2017
Pit Resident Builds Dam
September 11, 2017
Hard-Boiled Scramble Divisions Fry Campus Tensions
August 25, 2017
Divest Whitman has Sacrificed One of its Own
May 4, 2017
Behind the Scenes at the Liberal Boot Camp
May 4, 2017
CRISIS: Local Man Can’t Find Keys
April 20, 2017
US blocks UN’s no Nukes Vote by Bringing Nuke Along
April 13, 2017
Paul Ryan’s search for love
April 2, 2017
Bon App Cultivates New Flavor Palate
March 30, 2017
Cops Call Crook’s Creators
March 9, 2017
ASWC: No More Mr. Nice Senate
February 23, 2017
NASA Discovers New Star
February 16, 2017
Delta Gamma Nuclear Program Reaches New Heights
February 9, 2017
United States Eagerly Awaits Slaughter of Planned Parenthood
January 28, 2017
FREXIT: Community Shocked As French House Votes To Secede From IHC
January 26, 2017
Student in Quandary after Door is Held for Her
December 8, 2016
Whitman Parents Marvel at Matured Offspring
December 1, 2016
What to do When You’ve Forgotten Someone’s Name
November 10, 2016
Divestment movement expands fight against all forms of fossils
November 3, 2016
Bon App to Crack Down on Food Theft
October 27, 2016
Article Not Labeled
October 20, 2016
New Disinterest House to Open
October 9, 2016
Whitman Health Center to Hire New Staff
September 29, 2016
Whitman Overhauls Image with New Mascot Ideas
September 15, 2016
Retaliation Against Systematic Oppression of White Males
May 5, 2016
Sheehan Gallery Presents New Pretentious Modern Art
April 21, 2016
How to Get Rid Of Your Prospie
April 14, 2016
Horoscope Time!
April 1, 2016
Historic Rap Musical Hits Broadway
March 10, 2016
Ankeny Excavation Reveals Lives of Nineteenth Century Students
February 25, 2016
Whitman Bubble Turns Physical
February 11, 2016
Baby it’s cold outside (and we’re all going to die)
December 10, 2015
Scientists discover new purposes for world monuments
November 19, 2015
Res Life to Offer Pigeon Cages For Additional Student Housing
November 5, 2015
Varsity Nordic must change name or start skiing
October 19, 2015
Scientists urge public to crank up A/C in effort to cool planet
October 1, 2015
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