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Maude Lustig
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Lonesome behind the face
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, Humor Editor
May 8, 2020
Things to think about while holding in your pee
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, Ol' Iron Bladder
May 5, 2020
My CRAZY parents!
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, Headstrong Foolish Child
April 25, 2020
We need content now more than ever
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, Avid Reader
April 2, 2020
Total rando shows up to club meeting
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, Giardia Carrier
February 27, 2020
Post for mom’s birthday also chance to prove parents used to be hot
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, Female Comedian
February 20, 2020
How to hang out with babies
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, Loves To Watch You Leave
February 13, 2020
Top 10 foods that are much better cooked
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, Lover AND Fighter
November 11, 2019
Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with
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, Three Stomachs
November 1, 2019
ASWC swears they have “special treat” in store for students
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, Stan
October 19, 2019
Roommate’s boyfriend is over again
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, Saucy Minx
September 30, 2019
We Started A Week Later And Everything Feels Weird Now
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, Spicy Meatball
September 26, 2019
Jumping in Leaf Piles: Whimsical Fall Activity or Something More Sinister?
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, Eternal Being of Light
November 25, 2018
Professor Asks Student Basic Questions About Last Night’s Reading
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, Bitch With A W
November 1, 2018
Big Toenail Shows No Signs of Giving Up
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, Foot Fetishist Fetishist
October 25, 2018
Help, It’s My First Rodeo!
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, Front-Facing Cowgirl
October 22, 2018
Sorority Recruitment Kicks Off With New Acrobatics Portion of the Selection Process
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, Hot "No Diggity" Dog
September 24, 2018
Rock Climbing?? Haven’t We Evolved Past That?
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, Cutie Patootie
September 24, 2018
Student Production Droopy Drawers is a Delightful Tour De Force
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, Yegg
March 29, 2018
Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!
Maude Lustig
, Inventor of the See-Food Diet
March 1, 2018
I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!
Maude Lustig
, Cereal Killer
February 15, 2018
Signs Point to Roommate Being More Popular than You
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, Follow Me on Twitter
January 28, 2018
Campus bathrooms RANKED
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, Porcelain Princess
November 16, 2017
Does He Love You or Your Bitmoji?
Maude Lustig
, Guy with 'Free Hugs' Sign
October 29, 2017
Local Girl Becomes Hot to “Give Back”
Maude Lustig
, Virgin
October 22, 2017
Why Aren’t We Making Fun of A Capella?
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, Teetotaler
October 19, 2017
BEYONCE ON CAMPUS, NO ONE ELSE SAW?
Maude Lustig
, Scurvy Survivor
October 8, 2017
Breaking: It Smells Like Updog in Here
Maude Lustig
, Super Sniffer
September 18, 2017
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