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Maude Lustig
All content by Maude Lustig
Lonesome behind the face
Maude Lustig
, Humor Editor
May 8, 2020
Things to think about while holding in your pee
Maude Lustig
, Ol' Iron Bladder
May 5, 2020
My CRAZY parents!
Maude Lustig
, Headstrong Foolish Child
April 25, 2020
We need content now more than ever
Maude Lustig
, Avid Reader
April 2, 2020
Total rando shows up to club meeting
Maude Lustig
, Giardia Carrier
February 27, 2020
Post for mom’s birthday also chance to prove parents used to be hot
Maude Lustig
, Female Comedian
February 20, 2020
How to hang out with babies
Maude Lustig
, Loves To Watch You Leave
February 13, 2020
Top 10 foods that are much better cooked
Maude Lustig
, Lover AND Fighter
November 11, 2019
Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with
Maude Lustig
, Three Stomachs
November 1, 2019
ASWC swears they have “special treat” in store for students
Maude Lustig
, Stan
October 19, 2019
Roommate’s boyfriend is over again
Maude Lustig
, Saucy Minx
September 30, 2019
We Started A Week Later And Everything Feels Weird Now
Maude Lustig
, Spicy Meatball
September 26, 2019
Jumping in Leaf Piles: Whimsical Fall Activity or Something More Sinister?
Maude Lustig
, Eternal Being of Light
November 25, 2018
Professor Asks Student Basic Questions About Last Night’s Reading
Maude Lustig
, Bitch With A W
November 1, 2018
Big Toenail Shows No Signs of Giving Up
Maude Lustig
, Foot Fetishist Fetishist
October 25, 2018
Help, It’s My First Rodeo!
Maude Lustig
, Front-Facing Cowgirl
October 22, 2018
Sorority Recruitment Kicks Off With New Acrobatics Portion of the Selection Process
Maude Lustig
, Hot "No Diggity" Dog
September 24, 2018
Rock Climbing?? Haven’t We Evolved Past That?
Maude Lustig
, Cutie Patootie
September 24, 2018
Student Production Droopy Drawers is a Delightful Tour De Force
Maude Lustig
, Yegg
March 29, 2018
Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!
Maude Lustig
, Inventor of the See-Food Diet
March 1, 2018
I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!
Maude Lustig
, Cereal Killer
February 15, 2018
Signs Point to Roommate Being More Popular than You
Maude Lustig
, Follow Me on Twitter
January 28, 2018
Campus bathrooms RANKED
Maude Lustig
, Porcelain Princess
November 16, 2017
Does He Love You or Your Bitmoji?
Maude Lustig
, Guy with 'Free Hugs' Sign
October 29, 2017
Local Girl Becomes Hot to “Give Back”
Maude Lustig
, Virgin
October 22, 2017
Why Aren’t We Making Fun of A Capella?
Maude Lustig
, Teetotaler
October 19, 2017
BEYONCE ON CAMPUS, NO ONE ELSE SAW?
Maude Lustig
, Scurvy Survivor
October 8, 2017
Breaking: It Smells Like Updog in Here
Maude Lustig
, Super Sniffer
September 18, 2017
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