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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLV, Issue 4
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Maude Lustig

All content by Maude Lustig
Illustration by Maude Lustig

Lonesome behind the face

Maude Lustig, Humor Editor
May 8, 2020

My CRAZY parents!

Maude Lustig, Headstrong Foolish Child
April 25, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vucicevic

Total rando shows up to club meeting

Maude Lustig, Giardia Carrier
February 27, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

How to hang out with babies

Maude Lustig, Loves To Watch You Leave
February 13, 2020

Top 10 foods that are much better cooked

Maude Lustig, Lover AND Fighter
November 11, 2019
Illustration by Ellie Flanagan

Big Toenail Shows No Signs of Giving Up

Maude Lustig, Foot Fetishist Fetishist
October 25, 2018

Help, It’s My First Rodeo!

Maude Lustig, Front-Facing Cowgirl
October 22, 2018

Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!

Maude Lustig, Inventor of the See-Food Diet
March 1, 2018

Campus bathrooms RANKED

Maude Lustig, Porcelain Princess
November 16, 2017

Does He Love You or Your Bitmoji?

Maude Lustig, Guy with 'Free Hugs' Sign
October 29, 2017

BEYONCE ON CAMPUS, NO ONE ELSE SAW?

Maude Lustig, Scurvy Survivor
October 8, 2017
Illustration by Claire Revere

Breaking: It Smells Like Updog in Here

Maude Lustig, Super Sniffer
September 18, 2017
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