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Maude Lustig
All content by Maude Lustig
Lonesome behind the face
Maude Lustig
May 8, 2020
Things to think about while holding in your pee
Maude Lustig
May 5, 2020
My CRAZY parents!
Maude Lustig
April 25, 2020
We need content now more than ever
Maude Lustig
April 2, 2020
Total rando shows up to club meeting
Maude Lustig
February 27, 2020
Post for mom’s birthday also chance to prove parents used to be hot
Maude Lustig
February 20, 2020
How to hang out with babies
Maude Lustig
February 13, 2020
Top 10 foods that are much better cooked
Maude Lustig
November 11, 2019
Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with
Maude Lustig
October 31, 2019
ASWC swears they have “special treat” in store for students
Maude Lustig
October 19, 2019
Roommate’s boyfriend is over again
Maude Lustig
September 30, 2019
We Started A Week Later And Everything Feels Weird Now
Maude Lustig
September 26, 2019
Jumping in Leaf Piles: Whimsical Fall Activity or Something More Sinister?
Maude Lustig
November 25, 2018
Professor Asks Student Basic Questions About Last Night’s Reading
Maude Lustig
November 1, 2018
Big Toenail Shows No Signs of Giving Up
Maude Lustig
October 25, 2018
Help, It’s My First Rodeo!
Maude Lustig
October 22, 2018
Sorority Recruitment Kicks Off With New Acrobatics Portion of the Selection Process
Maude Lustig
September 24, 2018
Rock Climbing?? Haven’t We Evolved Past That?
Maude Lustig
September 24, 2018
Student Production Droopy Drawers is a Delightful Tour De Force
Maude Lustig
March 29, 2018
Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!
Maude Lustig
March 1, 2018
I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!
Maude Lustig
February 15, 2018
Signs Point to Roommate Being More Popular than You
Maude Lustig
January 28, 2018
Campus bathrooms RANKED
Maude Lustig
November 16, 2017
Does He Love You or Your Bitmoji?
Maude Lustig
October 29, 2017
Local Girl Becomes Hot to “Give Back”
Maude Lustig
October 22, 2017
Why Aren’t We Making Fun of A Capella?
Maude Lustig
October 19, 2017
BEYONCE ON CAMPUS, NO ONE ELSE SAW?
Maude Lustig
October 8, 2017
Breaking: It Smells Like Updog in Here
Maude Lustig
September 18, 2017
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