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Whitman Wire
Vol. CLVI, Issue 5
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Maude Lustig

All content by Maude Lustig
Illustration by Maude Lustig

Lonesome behind the face

Maude Lustig, Humor Editor
May 8, 2020

Things to think about while holding in your pee

Maude Lustig, Ol’ Iron Bladder
May 5, 2020

My CRAZY parents!

Maude Lustig, Headstrong Foolish Child
April 25, 2020

We need content now more than ever

Maude Lustig, Avid Reader
April 2, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vucicevic

Total rando shows up to club meeting

Maude Lustig, Giardia Carrier
February 27, 2020

Post for mom’s birthday also chance to prove parents used to be hot

Maude Lustig, Female Comedian
February 20, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

How to hang out with babies

Maude Lustig, Loves To Watch You Leave
February 13, 2020

Top 10 foods that are much better cooked

Maude Lustig, Lover AND Fighter
November 11, 2019
Illustration by Elena Kaminskaia

Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with

Maude Lustig, Three Stomachs
November 1, 2019

ASWC swears they have “special treat” in store for students

Maude Lustig, Stan
October 19, 2019
Illustration by Megan Waldau

Roommate’s boyfriend is over again

Maude Lustig, Saucy Minx
September 30, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vucicevic

We Started A Week Later And Everything Feels Weird Now

Maude Lustig, Spicy Meatball
September 26, 2019

Jumping in Leaf Piles: Whimsical Fall Activity or Something More Sinister?

Maude Lustig, Eternal Being of Light
November 25, 2018

Professor Asks Student Basic Questions About Last Night’s Reading

Maude Lustig, Bitch With A W
November 1, 2018
Illustration by Ellie Flanagan

Big Toenail Shows No Signs of Giving Up

Maude Lustig, Foot Fetishist Fetishist
October 25, 2018

Help, It’s My First Rodeo!

Maude Lustig, Front-Facing Cowgirl
October 22, 2018

Sorority Recruitment Kicks Off With New Acrobatics Portion of the Selection Process

Maude Lustig, Hot “No Diggity” Dog
September 24, 2018

Rock Climbing?? Haven’t We Evolved Past That?

Maude Lustig, Cutie Patootie
September 24, 2018

Student Production Droopy Drawers is a Delightful Tour De Force

Maude Lustig, Yegg
March 29, 2018

Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!

Maude Lustig, Inventor of the See-Food Diet
March 1, 2018

I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!

Maude Lustig, Cereal Killer
February 15, 2018

Signs Point to Roommate Being More Popular than You

Maude Lustig, Follow Me on Twitter
January 28, 2018

Campus bathrooms RANKED

Maude Lustig, Porcelain Princess
November 16, 2017

Does He Love You or Your Bitmoji?

Maude Lustig, Guy with ‘Free Hugs’ Sign
October 29, 2017

Local Girl Becomes Hot to “Give Back”

Maude Lustig, Virgin
October 22, 2017
Illustration by Lydia Petroske

Why Aren’t We Making Fun of A Capella?

Maude Lustig, Teetotaler
October 19, 2017

BEYONCE ON CAMPUS, NO ONE ELSE SAW?

Maude Lustig, Scurvy Survivor
October 8, 2017
Illustration by Claire Revere

Breaking: It Smells Like Updog in Here

Maude Lustig, Super Sniffer
September 18, 2017
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