Carmel Stephan

Whitman Majors as Arthur Characters

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
May 14, 2025

Sunshine La Croix

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 24, 2025

Lust, Actually: A 20 year late review

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
December 7, 2023

Walla Walla Enneagram

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 16, 2023

You heard of teenage girls in their 20s, how about preteen boys in their 50s?

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 9, 2023

3 ways to show your crush you like them without any emotional vulnerability

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 26, 2023

The Tale of Shityphus

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 19, 2023

Whitman Haunt Society Inducts new member at Annual Meeting

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 5, 2023

3 students talk about Cleve

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 28, 2023

5 signs it’s fall

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 21, 2023

Whitman Mascot Bluey the Foothill starts first year on Campus

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 14, 2023

Confessions of a self-aware theater kid

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 27, 2023

Students start putting Myers Briggs personality type on resumes

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 20, 2023

Tell me your favorite color, and I’ll tell you your purpose in life

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 6, 2023

How to gently tell your friend their pornstache sucks

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
March 9, 2023

Styx presents at Undergrad Conference

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 23, 2023

The greatest alternative to breaking up on Valentine’s Day

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 16, 2023

Sociology senior’s groundbreaking thesis gets national recognition

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 9, 2023

Lily Collins treks Paris in platforms: A review

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 2, 2023

Break reminder: high school wasn’t about the friends you made along the way

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
December 8, 2022

The definitive answer to when you can listen to holiday music

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 17, 2022

“Phantom of Chism” returns just to tell sophomore to stfu

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 3, 2022

A brief review of library etiquette

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 27, 2022

Ode to my Cleve cup

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 5, 2022

First-year taken hostage: Released under the condition they join sight-singing club

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 29, 2022

There’s something in the way she moves: Sarah Bolton’s Beatles Insta post summons George Harrison’s ghost

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 22, 2022

Which Admin building are you? Take this quiz to find out!

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 15, 2022

Two weeks left: Should you make a new friend?

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
May 5, 2022

Letter to my long lost water bottle (been thinkin about you lately)

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 28, 2022

Tell me your Cleve sandwich order and I’ll tell you how you’ll meet the love of your life

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 14, 2022

Bridgerton season 2 review

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 7, 2022

WEB invites Jeff Dunham, “America’s Favorite Comedian,” to Whitman

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
April 1, 2022

Whittie Joel: Whitman’s hottest Billy Joel Tribute Band

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
March 10, 2022

Couplets for an Early Spring

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 24, 2022

Opera student disappears after last week’s performance, note left by phantom of Chism.

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 17, 2022

3 ways to break it off with your winter break fling

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
February 10, 2022

Whitman holiday celebration goes wrong

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
December 9, 2021

What you’ve missed on this season of the Great British Bake Off

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 18, 2021

An open letter to leaf blowers

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 11, 2021

Stop stressing about midterms: Failing is just performance art

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
November 4, 2021

The Epic of Myles

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 28, 2021

Little Lad who likes Berries and Cream announced as special guest for campus dance workshop

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
October 7, 2021

The Nail Clipper: Origins

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 30, 2021

A brief review of James Corden’s crimes against humanity

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 23, 2021

So you’re going to have to poop in college and other first year dilemmas

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
September 16, 2021

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