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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 8
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer

electrical engineering major (she/her)

All content by Carmel Stephan

Walla Walla Enneagram

Carmel Stephan, Psychological analyst
November 16, 2023
Illustration by Kai Bowen

The Tale of Shityphus

Carmel Stephan, heard this one in safeway self checkout line
October 19, 2023
Illustration by Payton Davies

3 students talk about Cleve

Carmel Stephan, guess which one is the self insert
September 28, 2023

5 signs it’s fall

Carmel Stephan, seasonal expert
September 21, 2023
Illustration by Amelia Ebling.

Styx presents at Undergrad Conference

Carmel Stephan, Just horsing around
February 23, 2023

The greatest alternative to breaking up on Valentine’s Day

Carmel Stephan, Relationship Guru (saw the Before Trilogy)
February 16, 2023

Lily Collins treks Paris in platforms: A review

Carmel Stephan, désolée, parlez vous Anglais?
February 2, 2023
Ode to my Cleve cup

Ode to my Cleve cup

Carmel Stephan, Bargain Bin Bob Dylan
October 5, 2022

Which Admin building are you? Take this quiz to find out!

Carmel Stephan, Yes it’s me, Playbuzz Editor in Chief 
September 15, 2022

Two weeks left: Should you make a new friend?

Carmel Stephan, I have friends mom, I promise
May 5, 2022

Couplets for an Early Spring

Carmel Stephan, dry hands, sweaty armpits
February 24, 2022
Illustration by Anna Stone.

3 ways to break it off with your winter break fling

Carmel Stephan, Lost her funny, trying to get it back
February 10, 2022
Illustration by Anna Stone.

Whitman holiday celebration goes wrong

Carmel Stephan, does NOT have a thing for feet
December 9, 2021

What you’ve missed on this season of the Great British Bake Off

Carmel Stephan, Moonlights as a college student (my real job is refusing to make eye contact)
November 18, 2021

An open letter to leaf blowers

Carmel Stephan, The Lorax’s Bitch
November 11, 2021
Illustration by Madi Welch.

The Epic of Myles

Carmel Stephan, Famed poet
October 28, 2021

The Nail Clipper: Origins

Carmel Stephan, Bona Fide journalist
September 30, 2021
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