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Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer
electrical engineering major (she/her)
All content by Carmel Stephan
Break reminder: high school wasn’t about the friends you made along the way
December 8, 2022
The definitive answer to when you can listen to holiday music
November 17, 2022
“Phantom of Chism” returns just to tell sophomore to stfu
November 3, 2022
A brief review of library etiquette
October 27, 2022
Ode to my Cleve cup
October 5, 2022
First-year taken hostage: Released under the condition they join sight-singing club
September 29, 2022
There’s something in the way she moves: Sarah Bolton’s Beatles Insta post summons George Harrison’s ghost
September 22, 2022
Which Admin building are you? Take this quiz to find out!
September 15, 2022
Two weeks left: Should you make a new friend?
May 5, 2022
Letter to my long lost water bottle (been thinkin about you lately)
April 28, 2022
Tell me your Cleve sandwich order and I’ll tell you how you’ll meet the love of your life
April 14, 2022
Bridgerton season 2 review
April 7, 2022
WEB invites Jeff Dunham, “America’s Favorite Comedian,” to Whitman
April 1, 2022
Whittie Joel: Whitman’s hottest Billy Joel Tribute Band
March 10, 2022
Couplets for an Early Spring
February 24, 2022
Opera student disappears after last week’s performance, note left by phantom of Chism.
February 17, 2022
3 ways to break it off with your winter break fling
February 10, 2022
Whitman holiday celebration goes wrong
December 9, 2021
What you’ve missed on this season of the Great British Bake Off
November 18, 2021
An open letter to leaf blowers
November 11, 2021
Stop stressing about midterms: Failing is just performance art
November 4, 2021
The Epic of Myles
October 28, 2021
Little Lad who likes Berries and Cream announced as special guest for campus dance workshop
October 7, 2021
The Nail Clipper: Origins
September 30, 2021
A brief review of James Corden’s crimes against humanity
September 23, 2021
So you’re going to have to poop in college and other first year dilemmas
September 16, 2021
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