Carmel Stephan

Confessions of a self-aware theater kid

Carmel Stephan, mouth of words
April 27, 2023

Students start putting Myers Briggs personality type on resumes

Carmel Stephan, career advisor
April 20, 2023

Tell me your favorite color, and I’ll tell you your purpose in life

Carmel Stephan, nose knotting
April 6, 2023

How to gently tell your friend their pornstache sucks

Carmel Stephan, good with feelings
March 9, 2023

Styx presents at Undergrad Conference

Carmel Stephan, Just horsing around
February 23, 2023

The greatest alternative to breaking up on Valentine’s Day

Carmel Stephan, Relationship Guru (saw the Before Trilogy)
February 16, 2023

Sociology senior’s groundbreaking thesis gets national recognition

Carmel Stephan, it’s me, I’m the soc senior
February 9, 2023

Lily Collins treks Paris in platforms: A review

Carmel Stephan, désolée, parlez vous Anglais?
February 2, 2023

Break reminder: high school wasn’t about the friends you made along the way

Carmel Stephan, I had friends in high school I promise
December 8, 2022

The definitive answer to when you can listen to holiday music

Carmel Stephan, The Grinch
November 17, 2022

“Phantom of Chism” returns just to tell sophomore to stfu

Carmel Stephan, pivoting to CS
November 3, 2022

A brief review of library etiquette

Carmel Stephan, Hypocrite
October 27, 2022

Ode to my Cleve cup

Carmel Stephan, Bargain Bin Bob Dylan
October 5, 2022

First-year taken hostage: Released under the condition they join sight-singing club

Carmel Stephan, town crier
September 29, 2022

There’s something in the way she moves: Sarah Bolton’s Beatles Insta post summons George Harrison’s ghost

Carmel Stephan, The real life taxman (watch out)
September 22, 2022

Which Admin building are you? Take this quiz to find out!

Carmel Stephan, Yes it’s me, Playbuzz Editor in Chief
September 15, 2022

Two weeks left: Should you make a new friend?

Carmel Stephan, I have friends mom, I promise
May 5, 2022

Letter to my long lost water bottle (been thinkin about you lately)

Carmel Stephan, Hopeless Hydrator
April 28, 2022

Tell me your Cleve sandwich order and I’ll tell you how you’ll meet the love of your life

Carmel Stephan, was too lazy to put a job title
April 14, 2022

Bridgerton season 2 review

Carmel Stephan, Peasant
April 7, 2022

WEB invites Jeff Dunham, “America’s Favorite Comedian,” to Whitman

Carmel Stephan, Ask me about my muppet
April 1, 2022

Whittie Joel: Whitman’s hottest Billy Joel Tribute Band

Carmel Stephan, prefers not to be perceived
March 10, 2022

Couplets for an Early Spring

Carmel Stephan, dry hands, sweaty armpits
February 24, 2022

Opera student disappears after last week’s performance, note left by phantom of Chism.

Carmel Stephan, at this point just a mop of dry, brittle hair
February 17, 2022

3 ways to break it off with your winter break fling

Carmel Stephan, Lost her funny, trying to get it back
February 10, 2022

Whitman holiday celebration goes wrong

Carmel Stephan, does NOT have a thing for feet
December 9, 2021

What you’ve missed on this season of the Great British Bake Off

Carmel Stephan, Moonlights as a college student (my real job is refusing to make eye contact)
November 18, 2021

An open letter to leaf blowers

Carmel Stephan, The Lorax’s Bitch
November 11, 2021

Stop stressing about midterms: Failing is just performance art

Carmel Stephan, Has never been out of Character
November 4, 2021

The Epic of Myles

Carmel Stephan, Famed poet
October 28, 2021

Little Lad who likes Berries and Cream announced as special guest for campus dance workshop

Carmel Stephan, Could go for some berries and cream
October 7, 2021

The Nail Clipper: Origins

Carmel Stephan, Bona Fide journalist
September 30, 2021

A brief review of James Corden’s crimes against humanity

Carmel Stephan, Peter Rabbit, in the flesh
September 23, 2021

So you’re going to have to poop in college and other first year dilemmas

Carmel Stephan, Shit or get off the pot please.
September 16, 2021

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Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer

Confessions of a self-aware theater kid

Students start putting Myers Briggs personality type on resumes

Tell me your favorite color, and I’ll tell you your purpose in life

How to gently tell your friend their pornstache sucks

Styx presents at Undergrad Conference

The greatest alternative to breaking up on Valentine’s Day

Sociology senior’s groundbreaking thesis gets national recognition

Lily Collins treks Paris in platforms: A review

Break reminder: high school wasn’t about the friends you made along the way

The definitive answer to when you can listen to holiday music

“Phantom of Chism” returns just to tell sophomore to stfu

A brief review of library etiquette

Ode to my Cleve cup

First-year taken hostage: Released under the condition they join sight-singing club

There’s something in the way she moves: Sarah Bolton’s Beatles Insta post summons George Harrison’s ghost

Which Admin building are you? Take this quiz to find out!

Two weeks left: Should you make a new friend?

Letter to my long lost water bottle (been thinkin about you lately)

Tell me your Cleve sandwich order and I’ll tell you how you’ll meet the love of your life

Bridgerton season 2 review

WEB invites Jeff Dunham, “America’s Favorite Comedian,” to Whitman

Whittie Joel: Whitman’s hottest Billy Joel Tribute Band

Couplets for an Early Spring

Opera student disappears after last week’s performance, note left by phantom of Chism.

3 ways to break it off with your winter break fling

Whitman holiday celebration goes wrong

What you’ve missed on this season of the Great British Bake Off

An open letter to leaf blowers

Stop stressing about midterms: Failing is just performance art

The Epic of Myles

Little Lad who likes Berries and Cream announced as special guest for campus dance workshop

The Nail Clipper: Origins

A brief review of James Corden’s crimes against humanity

So you’re going to have to poop in college and other first year dilemmas

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