Rachel Husband – Whitman Wire

Rachel Husband, Humor Writer

Rachel is a sophomore majoring in Environmental Studies - Biology. She was hired as Humor Editor accidentally and now everyone is pretending like it wasn’t a mistake. Please don't tell her though; that would be really embarrassing for everyone involved.

All content by Rachel Husband

Update from Semester in the West: “Mom, come pick me up”

October 5, 2022

Whitman majors as Biological phyla

May 12, 2022

In between presidents: Kathy Murray v. Sarah Bolton

May 12, 2022

Cold weather attributed to God, not climate change

April 21, 2022

Why we are gay: 6 Moments in cinema that made us go hmmm

March 3, 2022

Pete Davidson provides conclusive evidence that funny people are most fuckable

December 2, 2021

Reclaiming the narrative: Peeing outdoors as a woman

May 16, 2021

Lactose intolerant first year spends 50% of semester on toilet

May 6, 2021

Remembering Prince Philip

April 29, 2021

How to rename a building on campus after yourself

April 22, 2021

Whitman Virginity Club gains new members

April 15, 2021

Kathy Murray opens up about Cancun “business trip”: The sequel

April 1, 2021

Inside the Ticketmaster Hack: Why your Ed Sheeran tickets are immoral

March 25, 2021

ASWC offers IUD insertions in the park

March 18, 2021

Kathy Murray caught in Cancun with Ted Cruz

March 11, 2021

Four things Whitman College didn’t tell me on move-in day

February 25, 2021

Athletes breaking COVID restrictions forced to work on Whitman Athletics Wine

February 15, 2021

White House in turmoil over Robert Biden II and Barron Trump’s relationship

November 25, 2020

First years abduct Kathy Murray, force in-person learning

November 12, 2020

Three things to do after Kanye West wins the 2020 presidential election

November 5, 2020

Bernie’s bird consumes Pence’s fly, sparks controversy among dems

October 29, 2020

First years report record E. coli numbers from Welcome Onions

October 22, 2020

Why Bear Grylls and his show “World’s Toughest Race: Eco-Challenge Fiji” is not the vibe

October 8, 2020

ASWC experiences menstrual cup mix-up

October 1, 2020

Whitman Wire faces lawsuit over bird homicide

September 24, 2020

Biden team allegedly spends campaign funds at local yard sale

September 17, 2020

Study Finds Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme Can Fuel A Small Fan for Seven Days

September 10, 2020

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