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Vol. CLIV, Issue 8
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Rachel Husband

Rachel Husband, Publisher

Rachel (she/her) is a senior Environmental Studies-Biology major. She joined The Wire as a Humor writer in 2020 and has slowly been climbing the ranks, miraculously defying the Peter Principle for 6 semesters. She has the most viewed article in the history of the Wire and is currently serving as the Publisher.

All content by Rachel Husband

Obituary: Mourning Sweetpea’s death

Rachel Husband, sweetpea we hardly knew ye
February 22, 2024

Letter from the Publisher

Rachel Husband, Publisher
February 15, 2024

Three eco-friendly alternatives to turf athletic fields

Rachel Husband, Environmental Studies-Astrology Major
April 6, 2023

Walla Walla road construction linked to Freemasons

Rachel Husband, currently listening to Sesame Street: Sesame Disco
February 9, 2023

Update from Semester in the West: “Mom, come pick me up”

Rachel Husband, Trapped in a Gray 2021 Ford Explorer
October 5, 2022

Whitman majors as Biological phyla

Rachel Husband, Can I spit on you? Sorry, that's my STEM elitism talking
May 12, 2022
Illustration by Lily Buller.

Remembering Prince Philip

Rachel Husband, A big fan of the Queen
April 29, 2021
Illustration by Eli Rodriguez.

ASWC offers IUD insertions in the park

Rachel Husband, Hiding from the IRS
March 18, 2021
Illustration by Eli Rodriguez.

Kathy Murray caught in Cancun with Ted Cruz

Rachel Husband, Team Buffalo Chicken (I’m sorry)
March 11, 2021

First years abduct Kathy Murray, force in-person learning

Rachel Husband, My parents now make fun of me for labeling myself as ‘Lester Holt’s Bitch’
November 12, 2020
Illustration by Elie Flanagan.

Bernie’s bird consumes Pence’s fly, sparks controversy among dems

Rachel Husband, “Why’s she writing about birds so much?”
October 29, 2020
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