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Grace Canny, Humor Writer

Grace (she/her) is a junior Politics major, a humor writer for The Wire, and a humor writer for the little voices inside her head.

All content by Grace Canny
Illustration by M Hu.

Illegal? Student orders Domino’s to Penrose Library

December 8, 2022

Guide to psychoanalyzing your professor’s office

November 10, 2022
Tragedy: cool, artsy guy actually just an econ major

Tragedy: cool, artsy guy actually just an econ major

November 3, 2022
Illustration by Eleanor Amer.

Guide to the BEST underground couples costume

October 27, 2022

Open Letter to the random peer my friend group is obsessed with

October 20, 2022

Bon App sponsored wine tasting

October 5, 2022

Masking rules relax. Shoe wearing rules tighten?

September 29, 2022

Is your off-campus house too eclectic? More likely than you think 

September 15, 2022
Illustration by Madi Welch.

Kathy Murray destitute as Sarah Bolton moves in early

May 5, 2022
Illustration by Kimberly Auran.

Class of 2026: By the numbers

April 21, 2022
Illustration by Astrid Ketcham.

Wild West duel occurs over last good parking spot near Stanton

April 14, 2022
Illustration by Kai Bowen.

Student orders 4lbs of bees to Reid post office

April 7, 2022

Do you have a toxic relationship with your institution of higher education? Take this quiz to find out!

April 1, 2022
Illustration by Kai Bowen.

Whitman student invents crosswalk that appears when you want it

March 10, 2022

NFT degrees offered at Whitman College

March 3, 2022
Illustration by Madeleine Stolp.

Whitman’s Longest Fry account sparks conversation about size

February 24, 2022
Illustration by Anna Stone.

Whitman president fired due to the scandalous “promise of a Walla Walla sweet onion”

February 17, 2022
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