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Grace Canny, Humor Writer

Grace (she/her) is a junior Politics major, a humor writer for The Wire, and a humor writer for the little voices inside her head.

All content by Grace Canny
Illustration by Helios Santoro

QUIZ: How well do you hide that you’re a STEM major?

Grace Canny, science building enjoyer
September 21, 2023

First Month Bucket List

Grace Canny, all knowing
September 14, 2023
Illustration by Payton Davies.

Class of 2027: by the numbers

Grace Canny, class of 2016, oh what a year
April 27, 2023

Grieving the forsale-digest

Grace Canny, owner of four lightly used hospital beds
April 20, 2023
Illustration by Kai Bowen.

This article will give you hazing training

Grace Canny, tried to think of something but alas
April 6, 2023
Illustration by Alicia Buchter.

Best ways to indicate wealth for spring break

Grace Canny, definitely not compensating for anything
March 2, 2023

Three easy college meals inspired by CoHo cooks

Grace Canny, this article is dedicated to Paloma Link
February 23, 2023

Whitman College awards honorary degree to George Santos

Grace Canny, Pathological liar (or am I?)
February 16, 2023
Illustration by M Hu.

Illegal? Student orders Domino’s to Penrose Library

Grace Canny, prefers not to comment on people's food habits but…
December 8, 2022

Guide to psychoanalyzing your professor’s office

Grace Canny, Psychoanalysis extraordinaire
November 10, 2022
Tragedy: cool, artsy guy actually just an econ major

Tragedy: cool, artsy guy actually just an econ major

Grace Canny, not much better than an econ major (politics)
November 3, 2022
Illustration by Eleanor Amer.

Guide to the BEST underground couples costume

Grace Canny, So recherché you had to look at what it even means
October 27, 2022

Open Letter to the random peer my friend group is obsessed with

Grace Canny, This Cannot Be Used As Evidence Against Me In A Court of Law
October 20, 2022

Bon App sponsored wine tasting

Grace Canny, Master Sommelier, probably, it can’t be hard
October 5, 2022

Is your off-campus house too eclectic? More likely than you think 

Grace Canny, interior designer extraordinaire
September 15, 2022
Illustration by Kimberly Auran.

Class of 2026: By the numbers

Grace Canny, friend of someone who works for Admissions
April 21, 2022
Illustration by Kai Bowen.

Student orders 4lbs of bees to Reid post office

Grace Canny, dutiful roommate to Alissa Berman
April 7, 2022

NFT degrees offered at Whitman College

Grace Canny, Non-Fungible Person
March 3, 2022
Illustration by Madeleine Stolp.

Whitman’s Longest Fry account sparks conversation about size

Grace Canny, proponent of radical fry neutrality
February 24, 2022
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