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Maddie Ott
All content by Maddie Ott
Live from Walla Walla, Washington
May 7, 2020
Tensions rise at home when parents start re-watching “Call the Midwife” on PBS
April 11, 2020
How to enjoy spring break during an epidemic
March 12, 2020
Heated liberal snowflakes reveal Buttigieg’s rat family via Twitter
February 20, 2020
Stoner rediscovers water
February 6, 2020
Stunning reveal: Adopt-a-Grandparent senior and their Whitman student are now dating!
December 12, 2019
Reel Rock 14 goes from giant Whitman orgy to more intentional sex club
November 21, 2019
A scary story to tell in the dark: Dignity lost in Sig basement
November 7, 2019
Well-known Whitman couple discovers they are distant cousins after birth of first child
October 19, 2019
Whitman cycling team trades bikes for skateboards in an attempt to get laid more
October 9, 2019
Students Begin to Vomit for Pure Sport in Cleveland Commons
September 26, 2019
Summer Article: Family is Disappointed When Man Baby Returns Home From College Addicted To “Game of Thrones”
May 3, 2019
Community Poll: What are the Top 7 Things to Do in the Cleveland Bathrooms?
April 25, 2019
First Year Feels Is Reminded That They Are an Actual Child When They Have to Get Their Wisdom Teeth Removed
April 18, 2019
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April 9, 2019
Administration Thrilled to Start Extermination After Squirrel Finally Bites and Kills Student
April 7, 2019
The Oracle Speaks
April 3, 2019
After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It!
March 7, 2019
Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome
February 24, 2019
Ground Crew Gives Up
February 14, 2019
In an Unsurprising Turn of Events, Reel Rock 13 Viewing Turns Into a Giant Whitman Orgy
January 28, 2019
The Perfect Gift For the Perfect Lift: Three Heroic Stories of Gift-Giving Found in Rides-Digest
November 29, 2018
Cause of Death: Florida
November 25, 2018
BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school
November 9, 2018
Mom spends night in Jewett
November 1, 2018
New Study Reveals that Over One-Half Of Whitman Graduates Live Out of Van Post College
October 22, 2018
How to Survive These Times: Liberal Snowflake Edition
October 12, 2018
Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away.
October 8, 2018
ORIENTATION IN REVIEW: IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS SEATTLE KIDS STICK TOGETHER
September 23, 2018
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