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May 7, 2020

Tensions rise at home when parents start re-watching “Call the Midwife” on PBS

April 11, 2020

How to enjoy spring break during an epidemic

March 12, 2020

Heated liberal snowflakes reveal Buttigieg’s rat family via Twitter

February 20, 2020

Stoner rediscovers water

February 6, 2020

Stunning reveal: Adopt-a-Grandparent senior and their Whitman student are now dating!

December 12, 2019

Reel Rock 14 goes from giant Whitman orgy to more intentional sex club

November 21, 2019

A scary story to tell in the dark: Dignity lost in Sig basement

November 7, 2019

Well-known Whitman couple discovers they are distant cousins after birth of first child

October 19, 2019

Whitman cycling team trades bikes for skateboards in an attempt to get laid more

October 9, 2019

Students Begin to Vomit for Pure Sport in Cleveland Commons

September 26, 2019

Summer Article: Family is Disappointed When Man Baby Returns Home From College Addicted To “Game of Thrones”

May 3, 2019

Community Poll: What are the Top 7 Things to Do in the Cleveland Bathrooms?

April 25, 2019

First Year Feels Is Reminded That They Are an Actual Child When They Have to Get Their Wisdom Teeth Removed

April 18, 2019

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April 9, 2019

Administration Thrilled to Start Extermination After Squirrel Finally Bites and Kills Student

April 7, 2019

The Oracle Speaks

April 3, 2019

After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It!

March 7, 2019

Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome

February 24, 2019

Ground Crew Gives Up

February 14, 2019

In an Unsurprising Turn of Events, Reel Rock 13 Viewing Turns Into a Giant Whitman Orgy

January 28, 2019

The Perfect Gift For the Perfect Lift: Three Heroic Stories of Gift-Giving Found in Rides-Digest

November 29, 2018

Cause of Death: Florida

November 25, 2018

BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school

November 9, 2018

Mom spends night in Jewett

November 1, 2018

New Study Reveals that Over One-Half Of Whitman Graduates Live Out of Van Post College

October 22, 2018

How to Survive These Times: Liberal Snowflake Edition

October 12, 2018

Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away.

October 8, 2018

ORIENTATION IN REVIEW: IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS SEATTLE KIDS STICK TOGETHER

September 23, 2018

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