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Maddie Ott
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Live from Walla Walla, Washington
Maddie Ott
, President of TKE
May 7, 2020
Tensions rise at home when parents start re-watching “Call the Midwife” on PBS
Maddie Ott
, Finger Lickin' Good
April 11, 2020
How to enjoy spring break during an epidemic
Maddie Ott
, A Corn Husk
March 12, 2020
Heated liberal snowflakes reveal Buttigieg’s rat family via Twitter
Maddie Ott
February 20, 2020
Stoner rediscovers water
Maddie Ott
, Devil On Wheels
February 6, 2020
Stunning reveal: Adopt-a-Grandparent senior and their Whitman student are now dating!
Maddie Ott
, Head Chef of Your Worst Nightmare
December 12, 2019
Reel Rock 14 goes from giant Whitman orgy to more intentional sex club
Maddie Ott
, Munchkin With An Appetite
November 21, 2019
A scary story to tell in the dark: Dignity lost in Sig basement
Maddie Ott
, Hot 'n Bothered
November 7, 2019
Well-known Whitman couple discovers they are distant cousins after birth of first child
Maddie Ott
, all 'bout baby talk
October 19, 2019
Whitman cycling team trades bikes for skateboards in an attempt to get laid more
Maddie Ott
, Eats Raw Tea Bags
October 9, 2019
Students Begin to Vomit for Pure Sport in Cleveland Commons
Maddie Ott
, Knows How To Lock Doors
September 26, 2019
Summer Article: Family is Disappointed When Man Baby Returns Home From College Addicted To “Game of Thrones”
Maddie Ott
, My Little Pony Enthusiast
May 3, 2019
Community Poll: What are the Top 7 Things to Do in the Cleveland Bathrooms?
Maddie Ott
, 50 Cent's Mother-in-Law
April 25, 2019
First Year Feels Is Reminded That They Are an Actual Child When They Have to Get Their Wisdom Teeth Removed
Maddie Ott
, Rotten Tooth
April 18, 2019
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Maddie Ott
, Supreme Eggwich
April 9, 2019
Administration Thrilled to Start Extermination After Squirrel Finally Bites and Kills Student
Maddie Ott
, Rejected Craisin
April 7, 2019
The Oracle Speaks
Maddie Ott
, Flavor Scientist at Dorito Labs
April 3, 2019
After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It!
Maddie Ott
, Soil Salesperson
March 7, 2019
Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome
Maddie Ott
, Ground Beef Donation
February 24, 2019
Ground Crew Gives Up
Maddie Ott
, Famous Plaintaff from Kraft Foods vs. The United States
February 14, 2019
In an Unsurprising Turn of Events, Reel Rock 13 Viewing Turns Into a Giant Whitman Orgy
Maddie Ott
, Firmest Jello '06
January 28, 2019
The Perfect Gift For the Perfect Lift: Three Heroic Stories of Gift-Giving Found in Rides-Digest
Maddie Ott
, Tortellini Charmer
November 29, 2018
Cause of Death: Florida
Maddie Ott
, Uncle Alligator's Famous Jambalaya
November 25, 2018
BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school
Maddie Ott
, Ratatouille’s Brother-in-Law
November 9, 2018
Mom spends night in Jewett
Maddie Ott
, Crab-on-the-Cob
November 1, 2018
New Study Reveals that Over One-Half Of Whitman Graduates Live Out of Van Post College
Maddie Ott
, Canned Beef
October 22, 2018
How to Survive These Times: Liberal Snowflake Edition
Maddie Ott
, Allergic to Muppets
October 12, 2018
Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away.
Maddie Ott
, Interested in Narcotics and Black Market Frisbees
October 8, 2018
ORIENTATION IN REVIEW: IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS SEATTLE KIDS STICK TOGETHER
Maddie Ott
, America's Next Top Waddle
September 23, 2018
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