Life hack: Webkinz is free and nothing is stopping you from signing up right now Ann Karneus May 15, 2020
Administration begins threatening students to discourage them from staying on campus Ann Karneus April 3, 2020
Tree to student ratio shattered after fallen tree revealed to be plastic replica Ann Karneus February 27, 2020
Whitman administration frantically seeks solution as first-years drop out to pursue lucrative TikTok careers Ann Karneus February 6, 2020
Super fan Steve Bannon furious to learn that Ariana Grande fans not called “Aryans” Ann Karneus December 5, 2019
Man who trades in iPhone for flip phone likens himself to contemporary Thoreau Ann Karneus November 7, 2019
Area man who bought king sized candy bars for trick-or-treaters clearly compensating for something Ann Karneus November 1, 2019
Straight man has bombshell realization that ancient Greece was really gay Ann Karneus February 28, 2019
Walla Walla Valentine’s Day Restaurant Edition: What Your Choice Means for Your Budding Relationship Ann Karneus February 14, 2019
Breaking: Patiss replaces coffee with well water; will only accept the king’s coin henceforth Ann Karneus December 7, 2018
Worst Fear Realized: My boyfriend broke up with me the day before Halloween so now we can’t do the couples costume we were planning Ann Karneus November 1, 2018
What’s Worse: Walking in on Your Teacher in the Bathroom or Having Them Walk in on You? Ann Karneus October 25, 2018
Panhellenic cancels Sorority recruitment in light of giant bird destroying tea sandwich table Ann Karneus September 24, 2018
5 Ways To Show Your Problematic Dream Man That You’re Not Like Other Girls Ann Karneus March 29, 2018
Whitman Campus Tours Now Extend to Walkthrough of Unfinished Residence Hall Ann Karneus March 1, 2018
War on Christmas Projected to Have Even Greater Impact on Religion than the Crusades Ann Karneus January 25, 2018
Whitman Flat Earth Society Plans Trip to Prove that Earth is Flat Once and For All Ann Karneus December 7, 2017
