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Ann Karneus
All content by Ann Karneus
Life hack: Webkinz is free and nothing is stopping you from signing up right now
May 15, 2020
Administration begins threatening students to discourage them from staying on campus
April 3, 2020
Foot fetishists urge public to make carbon footprint as large as possible
March 12, 2020
One Minute Film Festival showcases variety in student film
March 12, 2020
Chastity Belt and Reptaliens in review
March 5, 2020
Wire Watch: Feb. 28- Mar. 6
February 27, 2020
Tree to student ratio shattered after fallen tree revealed to be plastic replica
February 27, 2020
One Act Play Festival offers theatre for students across communities
February 20, 2020
Why I’ve decided to press charges against the IMLeagues website
February 13, 2020
Whitman administration frantically seeks solution as first-years drop out to pursue lucrative TikTok careers
February 6, 2020
Banff Mountain Film Festival in review
February 6, 2020
Kid who didn’t have cable growing up has slight superiority complex
December 12, 2019
Super fan Steve Bannon furious to learn that Ariana Grande fans not called “Aryans”
December 5, 2019
High demand pushes counseling center to hold sessions in Reid
November 21, 2019
Man who trades in iPhone for flip phone likens himself to contemporary Thoreau
November 7, 2019
Area man who bought king sized candy bars for trick-or-treaters clearly compensating for something
November 1, 2019
Eddy Vasquez ‘15 talks liberal arts, art and design
October 31, 2019
Thank god: These seven ideas will save your four day
October 9, 2019
School district meets standard quota of one creepy teacher
October 3, 2019
Sally Rooney: In review
October 3, 2019
A Whitman Year in Review
May 3, 2019
Breaking: Mama Bear only made 79% of porridge Papa Bear made
April 25, 2019
Op-Ed: My sexual awakening was the first black hole photo
April 19, 2019
Couple’s success attributed to Disney fetish
April 10, 2019
DMV Eye-Spy games propel Conspicious Tie-Dye T-Shirt Clad Man to fame
March 27, 2019
Juul Labs launches new line of battery acid; sewage flavored pods
March 4, 2019
Straight man has bombshell realization that ancient Greece was really gay
February 28, 2019
Walla Walla Valentine’s Day Restaurant Edition: What Your Choice Means for Your Budding Relationship
February 14, 2019
Helpful study tip: do your fucking homework you pathetic piece of shit
February 8, 2019
Breaking: Patiss replaces coffee with well water; will only accept the king’s coin henceforth
December 6, 2018
Worst Fear Realized: My boyfriend broke up with me the day before Halloween so now we can’t do the couples costume we were planning
November 1, 2018
What’s Worse: Walking in on Your Teacher in the Bathroom or Having Them Walk in on You?
October 25, 2018
Snacks, Gas Money Provided for 4-Day Carpool Ride, but not Good Times
October 12, 2018
First-year breaks through with ingenious new reading of Marx
September 28, 2018
Panhellenic cancels Sorority recruitment in light of giant bird destroying tea sandwich table
September 24, 2018
Worst of 2017-2018: BB Gun Bandits
May 3, 2018
How to Get The Classes You Didn’t Get During Registration
April 26, 2018
Spring Visitors’ Day Catfished Me
April 12, 2018
5 Ways To Show Your Problematic Dream Man That You’re Not Like Other Girls
March 29, 2018
Whitman Campus Tours Now Extend to Walkthrough of Unfinished Residence Hall
March 1, 2018
War on Christmas Projected to Have Even Greater Impact on Religion than the Crusades
January 25, 2018
Whitman Flat Earth Society Plans Trip to Prove that Earth is Flat Once and For All
December 7, 2017
Ann’s Advice: Declaring a Major
November 9, 2017
Rogue Sprinklers Continue to Terrorize Student Body
October 8, 2017
Ann Etymological Roast
September 28, 2017
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