Jumping in Leaf Piles: Whimsical Fall Activity or Something More Sinister?
Maude Lustig, Eternal Being of Light
• November 25, 2018
Local bullying firm predicts return of “four-eyes” insult
CJ Fritz, Rapscallion
• November 25, 2018
Cause of Death: Florida
Maddie Ott, Uncle Alligator's Famous Jambalaya
• November 25, 2018
Cheez-It to release canisters of only the white cheddar dust; can be eaten or smoked
AE, Boiled Ham's Brother-in-Law
• November 25, 2018
Penrose Library excited to light books on fire to keep the bathrooms hellishly warm during this winter season
Anthony Reale, Farm Animal
• November 16, 2018
BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school
Maddie Ott, Ratatouille’s Brother-in-Law
• November 9, 2018
Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob
CJ Fritz, Old Bowl of Pasta
• November 9, 2018
Eligible voter with access to ballot fails to vote, is plagued all the days of her life
AE, Nut Allergy's Cousin
• November 9, 2018
Is that the Hamburglar I just saw?
Anthony Reale, Dishwasher Enthusiast
• November 6, 2018
Worst Fear Realized: My boyfriend broke up with me the day before Halloween so now we can’t do the couples costume we were planning
Ann Karneus, Corn on the Throb
• November 1, 2018
Senior Accidentally Schedules Job Interview for Halloween; Forgets; Has to go dressed as Sexy Benjamin Button
AE, Black Market Pumpkin Salesperson
• November 1, 2018
Professor Asks Student Basic Questions About Last Night’s Reading
Maude Lustig, Bitch With A W
• November 1, 2018
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