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Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'(
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AQ
May 16, 2020
Running out of quarantine activities? Try rethinking every decision you’ve made!
AE
, Staff Crier
April 18, 2020
32 ways to be productive during a Zoom “class” with your camera and mic off
AE
, Creature
April 14, 2020
Surprising! School finds letting sick students stay home makes them healthier
AE
, Hamburger Liason
March 12, 2020
Senior Slide becoming dangerously slippery
AE
February 20, 2020
Facebook removes all posts captioned ‘New Year, New Me!’ to decrease the spread of misinformation
AE
, Creature of Habit
February 6, 2020
I don’t know what quid pro quo means and I’m too scared to ask at this point
AE
, Official Zucchini Guardian
December 5, 2019
Local turkey busy prepping for death
AE
, Vegetarian
November 21, 2019
My professor saw me cry and now she’s my mom
AE
, Unprofessional Young Professional
November 7, 2019
Whitman unveils plans for “Resting Bitch Place”: Where the angriest bitches can finally rest
AE
, Bitch
October 24, 2019
Yee: It’s spreading and it’s spreading fast
AE
, Darth Vader Ginsberg
October 9, 2019
‘Food At Home’ Actually Tupperware of Slugs
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, Heir to Rat King
September 23, 2019
Cheez-It to release canisters of only the white cheddar dust; can be eaten or smoked
AE
, Boiled Ham's Brother-in-Law
November 25, 2018
Eligible voter with access to ballot fails to vote, is plagued all the days of her life
AE
, Nut Allergy's Cousin
November 9, 2018
Senior Accidentally Schedules Job Interview for Halloween; Forgets; Has to go dressed as Sexy Benjamin Button
AE
, Black Market Pumpkin Salesperson
November 1, 2018
Whitman Boy’s Wealth Exposed over Parent’s Weekend
AE
, Lobster Taunter
October 25, 2018
Whitman changes mascot to Shrek to break Whitman bubble, integrate local onion culture
AE
, Imitation Freegan
September 28, 2018
6 Tips for Improving Your Self-Sabotage Skills this Spring
AE
, Toothpick-to-the-Stars
April 19, 2018
87 Percent of Students Crumbling Before Our Very Eyes
AE
, Butt Munch
April 12, 2018
Whitman unveils new Environmental Studies–Hypocrisy major to accommodate vegan, H&M-wearing students
AE
, Hamburglar's Cousin
February 5, 2018
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