Facebook removes all posts captioned ‘New Year, New Me!’ to decrease the spread of misinformation AE February 6, 2020
Whitman unveils plans for “Resting Bitch Place”: Where the angriest bitches can finally rest AE October 24, 2019
Cheez-It to release canisters of only the white cheddar dust; can be eaten or smoked AE November 25, 2018
Eligible voter with access to ballot fails to vote, is plagued all the days of her life AE November 9, 2018
Senior Accidentally Schedules Job Interview for Halloween; Forgets; Has to go dressed as Sexy Benjamin Button AE November 1, 2018
Whitman changes mascot to Shrek to break Whitman bubble, integrate local onion culture AE September 28, 2018
Whitman unveils new Environmental Studies–Hypocrisy major to accommodate vegan, H&M-wearing students AE February 5, 2018
