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Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'(

May 16, 2020

Six things to do again because you have no choice!

April 9, 2020

April Fools’ Day reported to have “hit different” this year

April 5, 2020

Student can’t wait to get out of class and get a head start on lying in bed

December 12, 2019

Child who received weed Halloween candy realizes he’s more of an indica kid

November 7, 2019

Whitman Arts Corner: An SNL review from Regis, Whitman’s oldest student

October 19, 2019

Uh Oh: Area Woman’s Day Sucks After Grim Co-Star Update

September 26, 2019

Whitman Junior’s Mother Knows More About Internet Meme Culture Than Her Son

April 25, 2019

Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location

February 28, 2019

Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist!

February 24, 2019

Student Casually Closes Out of Forgotten Porn Tab in Front of Class Before Giving Powerpoint

February 8, 2019

Unfair: Whitman Student Has Ridiculously Productive Break

November 29, 2018

I fart too big & no one is nice about it

October 31, 2018

Wow: Everyone’s Pissed and Exhausted

October 13, 2018

Oblivious Walla Walla tourist verging on third week at Stanton after mistaking it for resort

September 28, 2018

Tragic: Apolitical Man Can Only Identify with Memes

March 8, 2018

Again!? Fell Asleep With Both Socks On and Woke Up with Just One

February 22, 2018

Whitman Student Still Facing Backlash for Opening and Finishing an Entire Bag of Chips in the Quiet Room

February 8, 2018

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