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Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'(
May 16, 2020
Six things to do again because you have no choice!
April 9, 2020
April Fools’ Day reported to have “hit different” this year
April 5, 2020
Student can’t wait to get out of class and get a head start on lying in bed
December 12, 2019
Child who received weed Halloween candy realizes he’s more of an indica kid
November 7, 2019
Whitman Arts Corner: An SNL review from Regis, Whitman’s oldest student
October 19, 2019
Uh Oh: Area Woman’s Day Sucks After Grim Co-Star Update
September 26, 2019
Whitman Junior’s Mother Knows More About Internet Meme Culture Than Her Son
April 25, 2019
Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location
February 28, 2019
Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist!
February 24, 2019
Student Casually Closes Out of Forgotten Porn Tab in Front of Class Before Giving Powerpoint
February 8, 2019
Unfair: Whitman Student Has Ridiculously Productive Break
November 29, 2018
I fart too big & no one is nice about it
October 31, 2018
Wow: Everyone’s Pissed and Exhausted
October 13, 2018
Oblivious Walla Walla tourist verging on third week at Stanton after mistaking it for resort
September 28, 2018
Tragic: Apolitical Man Can Only Identify with Memes
March 8, 2018
Again!? Fell Asleep With Both Socks On and Woke Up with Just One
February 22, 2018
Whitman Student Still Facing Backlash for Opening and Finishing an Entire Bag of Chips in the Quiet Room
February 8, 2018
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