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Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'(

AE and AQ
May 16, 2020

Six things to do again because you have no choice!

AQ, Home-Dweller Extraordinaire
April 9, 2020

April Fools’ Day reported to have “hit different” this year

AQ, Negative Debby
April 5, 2020

Student can’t wait to get out of class and get a head start on lying in bed

AQ
December 12, 2019

Child who received weed Halloween candy realizes he’s more of an indica kid

AQ, Stinky Doctor Woman
November 7, 2019

Whitman Arts Corner: An SNL review from Regis, Whitman’s oldest student

AQ, Column Coordinator
October 19, 2019

Uh Oh: Area Woman’s Day Sucks After Grim Co-Star Update

AQ, Professional Dog Mocker
September 26, 2019

Whitman Junior’s Mother Knows More About Internet Meme Culture Than Her Son

AQ, Absolute Unit
April 25, 2019

Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location

AQ, New Yorker Feature Writer and Cryer
February 28, 2019

Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist!

AQ, Record Label Manager
February 24, 2019

Student Casually Closes Out of Forgotten Porn Tab in Front of Class Before Giving Powerpoint

AQ, Red Robin's Slammingest Chungus 2017
February 8, 2019

Unfair: Whitman Student Has Ridiculously Productive Break

AQ, Crab Cake Organizer
November 29, 2018

I fart too big & no one is nice about it

AQ, Candy Corn Guzzler
October 31, 2018

Wow: Everyone’s Pissed and Exhausted

AQ, Small Grandmother
October 13, 2018

Oblivious Walla Walla tourist verging on third week at Stanton after mistaking it for resort

AQ, Hard-Boiled Leg
September 28, 2018

Tragic: Apolitical Man Can Only Identify with Memes

AQ, Swiffer Sniffer
March 8, 2018

Again!? Fell Asleep With Both Socks On and Woke Up with Just One

AQ, Professional Critic of Reid Cuisine
February 22, 2018

Whitman Student Still Facing Backlash for Opening and Finishing an Entire Bag of Chips in the Quiet Room

AQ, Good with Salads
February 8, 2018

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