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Nose Piercings Now Mandatory for Whitman Students
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Local “Reid Rat” Anthony Reale Found Squatting in Reid Campus Center
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Whitman Campus Tours Now Extend to Walkthrough of Unfinished Residence Hall
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Look Out Youse Guys! It’s Pisces Season!
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Urban Dictionary Phased Out By Parent Company, To Be Replaced By Rural Thesaurus
Clara Wheeler, Southern Bell
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15 Things You Wouldn’t Expect To Not Do With a Corn Tortilla
Annie Stefanides, Girl with the Grey Streak
• February 22, 2018
P&P Battens Down the Hatches as the White Feminists Approach, Rubbing their Hands Voraciously
Anthony Reale, Line Pusher
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I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!
Maude Lustig, Cereal Killer
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Uh-oh: Carry-on Crisis Cracks Criminal Crab’s Crisp ‘Calm’ Countenance
Winston Weigand, Future Survivor Contestant
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