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Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Paper Factory to Re-specialize on Origami

Ben Sherry, Humor Writer February 20, 2026

Coming into Walla Walla on the road, you may often see a factory by the river constantly spewing out steam, or smoke or hopefully cotton candy. Passing by it, you will almost always be struck by the smell...

Hollywood Needs to Bring Coke Addictions Back

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer February 13, 2026

We’ve reached a new creative low in The Arts. Of course, we could blame the rise of BookTok, the MCU or, my eternal enemy, ChatGPT, but the honest-to-God truth is… nobody’s doing cocaine anymore....

Administration grants students a snow day!

Anthony Reale, Sigh Cook March 7, 2019

Let’s face it.  It has been a dismal three weeks.  No one remembers what the sun looks like, students are eating shit left and right, and the buildings are resembling those ice hotels they have up...

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