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A guide to being normal and having friends at Whitman
Isabella Hunter, Columnist
• April 28, 2022
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Administration begins threatening students to discourage them from staying on campus
Ann Karneus, Squatter
• April 3, 2020
After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It!
Maddie Ott, Soil Salesperson
• March 7, 2019
Administration grants students a snow day!
Anthony Reale, Sigh Cook
• March 7, 2019
Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location
AQ, New Yorker Feature Writer and Cryer
• February 28, 2019
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Straight man has bombshell realization that ancient Greece was really gay
Ann Karneus, Tomb Raider's Elderly Aunt
• February 28, 2019
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OCS finally commits murder to get a student to go abroad
Anthony Reale, Decaffeinated Honeydew Officer
• February 28, 2019
Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist!
AQ, Record Label Manager
• February 24, 2019
Op-Ed: I vaccinated my kid and now he’s a nerd
CJ Fritz, Miss South Dakota Runner Up 1967
• February 24, 2019
Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome
Maddie Ott, Ground Beef Donation
• February 24, 2019
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Bluewood excited to announce new technique for keeping students at P&P
Anthony Reale, Unofficial Bullhorn
• February 24, 2019
Ground Crew Gives Up
Maddie Ott, Famous Plaintaff from Kraft Foods vs. The United States
• February 14, 2019
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