BREAKING: New Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer has dropped Samantha Fitts, Humor Editor December 8, 2022
“The Super Mario Bros. Movie” teaser proves that Chris Pratt is. Samantha Fitts, Humor Editor October 20, 2022
Covid restrictions return, nobody could have seen this coming Sammy Fitts, prophet, apparently April 28, 2022
OP-ED: Whitman doesn’t need a queer affinity group that includes white people Sammy Fitts, Junior April 21, 2022
Solving the mystery of my own murder Sammy Fitts, Better Sherlock Than Bennadrill Cumberbun April 14, 2022
Blood in the water: Sharks swim up creek into Lakum Duckum Sammy Fitts, Doing Normal Humans Things March 10, 2022
Samantha reviews: Pokémon Legends: Arceus Sammy Fitts, Totally Not a Changeling Taking Her Place March 3, 2022
Letter to the Editor: The mystery of my own murder Sammy Fitts, Experiencing Eternal Damnation February 24, 2022
Opinion: People should pay more attention to me Sammy Fitts, Make Sure Not to Forget It February 10, 2022
Apollo Del Belvedere renamed Apollo Del BelleDelphine as internet celebrity buys famous statue Sammy Fitts, Selling bathwater at www.pleaseimdesperate.com December 2, 2021
Actors who should play Garfield instead of Chris Pratt Sammy Fitts, “White Introverted Raunchy E-Girl” Writer November 18, 2021
Tips and tricks for being the only straight cousin at Thanksgiving dinner Sammy Fitts, Christmas starts on November 1st November 11, 2021
Using my status as a Wire humor writer for Tinder clout: a true experiment Sammy Fitts, Feminist But In The Way Men Think It Means November 4, 2021
Student writes kinky fanfic for creative writing class (and I swear it wasn’t me) Sammy Fitts, Alice x Bella Shipper October 21, 2021
Actors who should play Mario instead of Chris Pratt Sammy Fitts, Single (X) Taken (X) Gamer(?) October 7, 2021
5 ways to find players for your tabletop campaign if talking to people scares you Sammy Fitts, Pining for the female-presenting Maxey Demon September 30, 2021
Game of pickup basketball ends poorly when the only sports equipment on campus is frisbees Sammy Fitts, Monster Girl Enthusiast September 16, 2021
