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First dates for seniors

May 16, 2021

What Big Pharma and Coffee Corps DO NOT want you to know about cold brew

April 15, 2021

When it comes to renewing social distancing, double standards run rampant

November 25, 2020

Why humor writers are doing the most right now

November 19, 2020

Sorry first years: Burnt out returning students don’t even want an in-person spring

November 12, 2020

Exploring Whitman’s endowment further; Buried in local land

November 5, 2020

Florida men reconsider sexuality after Trump offers to kiss them

October 22, 2020

Student reluctant to tell his mom that her new accessories are up-cycled anal beads

October 15, 2020

Students struggling to maintain schedules based on UV-index

October 8, 2020

Disappointed Snapchatter finds Bitmoji hotter than person IRL

October 1, 2020

Summer 2020 internships newly posted to Handshake

September 24, 2020

Things I Can Now Accomplish During Remote Class Sessions

September 10, 2020

Kasey “Catfish” Joseph: Whitman’s Dean of Humans discovered using fake online profiles to stay in touch with student culture

December 5, 2019

Obituaries for the plants that were gone too soon

November 11, 2019

Reid Market dresses up as Whole Foods

November 1, 2019

Sweatier weather: Jewett plague gets moist

October 21, 2019

Confession: I’m addicted to taking up space

October 19, 2019

Alum looking forward to wild night in Health Center

September 30, 2019

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