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Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer

Ian (he/him) is The Wire’s tallest humor writer. An English/FMS double major, Ian presently spends most of his free time terrified about post-college job prospects. In the meantime, he’s here to make mediocre jokes and take a salary that comes out from your tuition.

All content by Ian Lewis
Illustration by Kai Bowen

Wēpa gains sentience

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer
February 23, 2023

North Hall still exists, apparently

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer
November 10, 2022
Styx eats a guy

Styx eats a guy

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer
September 29, 2022
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