Ian Lewis – Whitman Wire

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer

Ian (he/him) is The Wire’s tallest humor writer. An English/FMS double major, Ian presently spends most of his free time terrified about post-college job prospects. In the meantime, he’s here to make mediocre jokes and take a salary that comes out from your tuition.

All content by Ian Lewis

Whitman braces itself for Rejected Students Day

Ian Lewis, shockingly admitted
April 27, 2023

Throwback Thursday: that time you embarrassed yourself in middle school

Ian Lewis, absolutely anxiety-free
April 20, 2023

Exclusive: An interview with the Ankeny April Fool

Ian Lewis, owed money
April 13, 2023

5 great tips to keep the ghouls away

Ian Lewis, only a little buzzed
March 9, 2023

Whitman announces new, worse housing to make the rest seem better

Ian Lewis, unsure if North counts as off-campus housing
March 2, 2023

Wēpa gains sentience

Ian Lewis, loyal servant of our printer overlords
February 23, 2023

Flocks of rampaging murder-birds: “Unfortunate,” says Board

Ian Lewis, Feeling like Prometheus, but mainly in the bird attack way
February 16, 2023

Student plans to clean room for fourth consecutive week

Ian Lewis, in need of a vacuum
February 2, 2023

Local humor writer getting real lazy with his articles

Ian Lewis, local humor writer
December 8, 2022

RA manages to recruit new RA and free self from curse

Ian Lewis, Walking wounded
November 17, 2022

North Hall still exists, apparently

Ian Lewis, resident resident
November 10, 2022

Study shows that everyone actually is judging you, specifically

Ian Lewis, not replaced by thirty garden gnomes
November 3, 2022

Report: Whitman students spend 65% of all time on campus clueless, just having no idea

Ian Lewis, Bear Attack editor
October 27, 2022

Air Bud enrolls at Whitman, no rules stating dog cannot

Ian Lewis, pusher of word limits
October 20, 2022

Styx eats a guy

Ian Lewis, Styx Watch reporter
September 29, 2022

Whitman students collectively waiting for someone to fuck it up

Ian Lewis, generally nervous
September 22, 2022

Ghostbusted! Paranormal sightings actually just Classics professor

Ian Lewis, President and Founder of the Whitman Wire
September 15, 2022

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