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Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'(

AE and AQ
May 16, 2020

Running out of quarantine activities? Try rethinking every decision you’ve made!

AE, Staff Crier
April 18, 2020

32 ways to be productive during a Zoom “class” with your camera and mic off

AE, Creature
April 14, 2020

Surprising! School finds letting sick students stay home makes them healthier

AE, Hamburger Liason
March 12, 2020

Senior Slide becoming dangerously slippery

AE
February 20, 2020

Facebook removes all posts captioned ‘New Year, New Me!’ to decrease the spread of misinformation

AE, Creature of Habit
February 6, 2020

I don’t know what quid pro quo means and I’m too scared to ask at this point

AE, Official Zucchini Guardian
December 5, 2019

Local turkey busy prepping for death

AE, Vegetarian
November 21, 2019

My professor saw me cry and now she’s my mom

AE, Unprofessional Young Professional
November 7, 2019

Whitman unveils plans for “Resting Bitch Place”: Where the angriest bitches can finally rest

AE, Bitch
October 24, 2019

Yee: It’s spreading and it’s spreading fast

AE, Darth Vader Ginsberg
October 9, 2019

‘Food At Home’ Actually Tupperware of Slugs

AE, Heir to Rat King
September 23, 2019

Cheez-It to release canisters of only the white cheddar dust; can be eaten or smoked

AE, Boiled Ham’s Brother-in-Law
November 25, 2018

Eligible voter with access to ballot fails to vote, is plagued all the days of her life

AE, Nut Allergy’s Cousin
November 9, 2018

Senior Accidentally Schedules Job Interview for Halloween; Forgets; Has to go dressed as Sexy Benjamin Button

AE, Black Market Pumpkin Salesperson
November 1, 2018

Whitman Boy’s Wealth Exposed over Parent’s Weekend

AE, Lobster Taunter
October 25, 2018

Whitman changes mascot to Shrek to break Whitman bubble, integrate local onion culture

AE, Imitation Freegan
September 28, 2018

6 Tips for Improving Your Self-Sabotage Skills this Spring

AE, Toothpick-to-the-Stars
April 19, 2018

87 Percent of Students Crumbling Before Our Very Eyes

AE, Butt Munch
April 12, 2018

Whitman unveils new Environmental Studies–Hypocrisy major to accommodate vegan, H&M-wearing students

AE, Hamburglar’s Cousin
February 5, 2018

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