New details are emerging surrounding the case of the local woman who has been charged with killing her three children. The bodies of six-year-old succulent, three-year-olds snake plant and 9-month-old...
Conor Bartol, Forming a Super PAC and needs contributions
• April 28, 2022
Scandal struck the Associated Students of Whitman College after the discovery of a vast voter fraud scheme in the recent election. The fraud appears not to favor any one candidate, but rather was meant...
We only got a couple of weeks of normalcy before Kathy Murray whipped out her mask mandate and slapped us across the face with it. That unprecedented time when everyone’s phones started ringing at once...
Mid-spring, amongst the tiny buds and blossoms sprouting and unfolding on the foliage I have so dearly missed—your image comes to mind. Tall, hefty, a perfect Barney The Dinosaur purple, and equipped...
Conor Bartol, Used car lot inflatable wavy noodle understudy
• December 2, 2021
Following students’ return to campus after break, Whitman has announced several changes in COVID protocol. Following “recent federal guidelines and recommendations,” these rules are going into effect...
Sammy Fitts, Selling bathwater at www.pleaseimdesperate.com
• December 2, 2021
Nov. 22 2021
Actress and Youtuber Belle Delphine purchased the Apollo Del Belvedere from the Vatican Palace, a statue portraying the Greco-Roman god Apollo famous for being used by white supremacists...
Ben Kearney, Is this even legal?
• December 2, 2021
Signed into effect by the Board Of Trustees at 6:09a.m., Nov. 25, 2021.
Purpose & History
On Sept. 12 2017, the Board of Trustees authorized the ban of all fireworks across Whitman College...
Rachel Husband, Writing against the will of God
• December 2, 2021
Pete Davidson, comedian, SNL star and talking blond bag of tattooed weasels, has recently confirmed his relationship with socialite and businesswoman Kim Kardashian, reaffirming the widespread conception...
Lee Thomas, the Evil Lee Thomas
• December 2, 2021
As we enter the gift giving season and start pondering what to hurriedly stuff in a box for our loved ones, something that purrs or barks may come to mind as a possible option. It's so convenient and hassle-free...
It has been over two months since ASWC passed a resolution calling for changes to Whitman’s Sexual Misconduct Policy. While many of the resolution’s suggestions have been adopted in practice, several remain unaddressed, and none have been formally added to college policy.
Hundreds of admitted students, both prospective and already committed, will be welcomed to Whitman this Saturday for Admitted Students Day 2015. The day will include opportunities for students to sample classes, tour the campus and attend various informations sessions.
