I like to believe that I’m filled with childlike whimsy. I prance through meadows on sunny days and jump in puddles on rainy ones. So imagine my shock when I remembered that I’m no longer a kid. Let...
20 minutes presenting. 30 minutes answering questions. 10 minutes reserved to decide my fate.
That is what is set before me as I look through my notes for this presentation, some of which were typed...
Sometimes, when working for the Humor Section, the jokes just write themselves. The Republican Club letter is definitely one of those times! And, if you did miss it, worry not! You aren’t missing much!
As...
When we talk about mental health red flags to look out for in your loved ones, we often discuss things like poor sleep, withdrawal from social activities or academic struggles, but what about less common...
Normally, when asked what I’d recommend for a relaxing spring vacay, I suggest taking a stiff one up the bum and move on with my life before I receive any follow-up questions. But because my creativity...
When we hear the phrase “water crisis”, we tend to think of it happening elsewhere and for less absurd reasons. But now, here at Whitman College itself, a water crisis of the most absurd reasoning...
Feeling bad about your wastefulness and overconsumption? Does the pile of plastic coffee cups in your trash make you think about garbage island? Do you want to do your part to save the Earth? Do you not...
As spring semester slowly reaches its climax, seniors work tirelessly to submit their thesis final drafts. Dozens of stressed, soon-to-be-alums fill the library. Most of them are there to do some sort...
It’s not easy being a college student. It’s also not easy to be a curious individual such as myself. So imagine how difficult it is to be both. Every day, I have to wake up and go to class for a couple...
I’m going to say this loudly for the people in the back: I LOVE FAT B*TCHES! And I’m not the only one! I searched for statistics to back me up, and I found that 1 in 10 men in the UK are attracted...
Whitman College is an esteemed institution that values the diverse, self-driven and collaborative education of its students. Because of this, they encourage their students to engage in freedom of speech—...
You may be shocked by what I’m about to tell you, but take a deep breath. Recent studies have shown that microplastics are accumulating in people’s bodies at a level never before seen. Many people,...
