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Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Meghan Kearney, Humor Writer

Meghan Kearney (she/her) is a sophomore majoring in English & Psychology and minoring in Creative Writing. Along with being a writer, she is the ASWC Chair of Communications, President of Planned Parenthood Generation Action, and Art Editor of Blue Moon. This is her second semester working for The Wire. She's looking forward to providing readers with an escape from the busy semester with some laughs.

All content by Meghan Kearney
Illustration by Helios Santoro

Whitman’s Love Language: Situationships & Commitment Issues

Meghan Kearney, never been in a relationship at Whitman
April 25, 2024

Comparing the Contents of Women’s Wallets to Men’s

Meghan Kearney, short enough to fit in a wallet
April 18, 2024
Illustration by Tali Hastings

Where the Printed Wire Articles Go Each Week

Meghan Kearney, currently following the paper-trail
April 11, 2024

New ASWC-Affiliated Corruption Club

Meghan Kearney, ASWC Chair of Communications
April 4, 2024
Illustration by Mikayla Kelly

Where are the Onions?

Meghan Kearney, going through onion withdrawals
March 7, 2024
Illustration by Edyn Parsell

Celebrating Valentine’s with Condom Bouquets

Meghan Kearney, Whitman’s Condom Dealer
February 15, 2024
I Got Kidney Stones for Christmas

I Got Kidney Stones for Christmas

Meghan Kearney, adjusting next year’s wishlist
February 1, 2024

Why Women Shouldn’t Be Funny

Meghan Kearney, “Humor” Writer
November 16, 2023

Being a NARP around ARPs

Meghan Kearney, board-certified NARP
November 9, 2023
Whitman’s Pessimists

Whitman’s Pessimists

Meghan Kearney, Unaffiliated Pessimist
November 2, 2023

Exposing the Wire

Meghan Kearney, Corporate Activist
October 19, 2023
Illustration by Gus Colwell

My Failed Attempt at Avoiding Camping

Meghan Kearney, reunited with civilization
October 5, 2023

An Archived Fear of Frats

Meghan Kearney, non-PNM
September 21, 2023
I Degraded Myself for Barbie

I Degraded Myself for Barbie

Meghan Kearney, autobiographer for one night only
September 14, 2023
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