Have you ever read your horoscope for the day and thought that it was just too vague? Maybe it said that you were destined to “see something in a different way” or “have one of your bonds grow stronger.” But how would you know what that means, right!? Lucky for you, with the recent release of 2025’s Spotify Wrapped, you’ll know exactly how and when you’ll die.

Typically, Spotify Wrapped tells you what your musical “vibe” is, what U.S. city is most similar to your music taste or some other weird made up fact. But Spotify Wrapped became a lot more sinister this year.

“It said that I’m going to die tomorrow,” said one concerned freshman destined to be pushed out of a top-floor window while listening to Benson Boone at full volume. 

Apparently, Spotify has spent years training an AI off of millions of users’ data to perfectly determine one’s death. Listened to The Eagles on repeat? You’ll most likely die in a car accident while driving with your eyes closed. Listened to 31,200 minutes of Noah Kahan? You’ll probably get lost in the woods and either starve or get eaten by a bear. Listened to three hours of Kidz Bop yesterday? A small child will strangle you with the cord of your headphones.

Thus far, Spotify’s predictions seem to be very accurate. My top artist this year was Boygenius, so Spotify predicted that I’ll die on April 14, 2029 after Lucy Dacus personally rips my heart out.