Welcome to The Wire’s first ever interactive game! Here, you will find six questions and four interviewees. One of these interviewees is secretly a frat boy. Based on the following questions and answers, it is up to you to guess which one of them is the frat boy. 

If you are correct, there will be a prize.

#1: If you had to shotgun a beer right now, how fast could you do it?

1: “Three and a half seconds.”

2: “I could do that in like six seconds.”

3: “Realistically… I should be a little humble. I’ll say nine seconds.”

4: “Faster than you.”

 #2: What are your typical Friday night plans?

1: “Drinking with my friends and maybe going to a party.”

2: “Getting drunk with friends.”

3: “For about half the year, it consists of sitting on the couch upstairs, laughing for about four hours while watching ‘Nonsense,’ and the other half of the year… slamming beers.”

4: “P-Chem homework.”

#3: How many times have you called someone “bro” today?

1: “30.”

2: “At least 15 times, bro.”

3: “Probably only 40 to 50.”

4: “Well, uh… Jesus. I slept through my first class, so I’d say sub-20. If I had woken up on time, I probably would be over 20 by now.”

 #4: How many polos do you own?

1: “Zero.”

2: “Umm… two.”

3: “Probably 10.”

4: “Zero.”

Question #5: What’s your GPA?

1: “3.85.”

2: [Original Comment] “1.7.” [After they were asked if they were serious] “Yeah, bro.”

3: “3.45.”

4: “Let’s not talk about it.”

Question #6: How do you feel about gym selfies?

1: “Anti.”

2: “They can be cool under certain light, but don’t inflate them.”

3: “I think they can be a little obnoxious to be honest.” [After they were asked if they ever take any] “Yeah, but only for myself––usually.”

4: “I haven’t done that in years. I stopped when I realized chicks didn’t dig it.”

Take your guess, and if you get it right, the frat boy himself will personally reward you with a prize!

You can find the letters to the frat boy’s contestant number italicized in this sentence. 

Congratulations! 

If you were correct, your prize is….3….2…1…..  

BROTHERHOOD!!!

“Rush Beta Theta Pi.” — A frat boy