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Rosemary Hanson

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Illustration by MaryAnne Bowen

Clothes: you only wear them because the man tells you to. Don’t cave to societal “norms.” Nakîd –– the original vintage. (alt. take vintage to the next level)

Chinese Tattoo: it may say “goat-fucker,” but it screams “cool dude”

山羊人

Hook-Up Couture”: “Not your Boyfriend’s Clothes” or “Because you got laid, and everyone should know”

Butts: proven support

Is laundry day still far away and you’re out of underwear?

Than go COMMANDO!

Commando! no one knows but you.