Lee Thomas, Can I crash at yours for a few days?
• April 7, 2022
Sophomores, on-campus juniors, first-years who got away with lying about their age, the time is nearing for you to move out of Papa Whitman's house and into your own abode. Some of you will be graced to...
Grace Canny, dutiful roommate to Alissa Berman
• April 7, 2022
Early Wednesday morning, while all of campus slept, a detectable hum was in the air. Not a single bird dared chirp nor a duck dare quack. Whitman was nearly silent except for one building: Reid Campus...
When 6 former Residents Assistants (RAs) moved into 6969 Valencia St—or the Hague—they were all excited to get away from the first-years.
“We’d all been working so hard on programs that no one...
I’ll be perfectly honest with you: I didn’t finish the first season of Netflix's hottest Regency-Era romance series, but this isn't to say that I don’t know my shit. I knew Bridgerton wasn’t...
Ben Kearney, Not your chalk V-Nord, but keep up the good work!
• November 4, 2021
Lin Manuel Miranda has done it again folks, he’s written another goddamn musical. And this time, he’s promising it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Written in a back-breaking 69 hours, “Chalk...
Carmel Stephan, Has never been out of Character
• November 4, 2021
Students all around campus have taken to calling their failed midterms ‘performance art.’ As a great connoisseur of the absurd and abstract (see my 10th grade short film commenting on Neo-Dadaism)...
Conor Bartol, This is my farewell
• November 4, 2021
Dearest Readers and Legions of Adoring Fans,
I’m afraid this will be my final article for the Wire. I regret to inform you that, earlier today, in an attempt to recapture the bygone whimsy of...
Sammy Fitts, Feminist But In The Way Men Think It Means
• November 4, 2021
As a Wire funny girl, I make the reader, that’s you, release a haha or maybe a hehe. I do this by telling fictitious jaunts through the recesses of my concerning mind, usually about monster fucking....
The traditional and rich language of Shakespeare, combined with modern forms of mixed media, filled the stage in Harper Joy Theatre’s production of “A King Lear.” The play, performed first for Encounters...
A boy’s head is stuck in a bear’s mouth, people speak of stealing free things and two lovers hold themselves hostage in “This From Cloudland,” an original piece written and directed by Whitman...
