Whitman Wire

Tell me your favorite color, and I’ll tell you your purpose in life

Carmel Stephan, Humor Writer • April 6, 2023

Missed the CCEC meeting on finding your purpose? No problem! That’s right everybody, I’m offering my special, clairvoyant services this one time completely free of charge. You’re welcome. If your...

This article will give you hazing training

Grace Canny, Humor Writer • April 6, 2023

In an attempt to engage the unresponsive student population, and at the direction of Student Affairs, this article will suffice as the REQUIRED anti-hazing education; The Wire has incredible readership...

Live Blog: Spring Issue 1

Mickey Shin, Managing Editor • January 25, 2017

First issue of 2017! Here's a small compilation of highlights: Opinion Editor Peggy is displaying signs of excessive aggression. "I am the Grinch." -Peggy Li 2017 We miss Martina. ...

Pio Radio Hour Ten

Natalie Berg • April 5, 2015

Today on The Pio Radio Hour: stories of love and language. Listen here! - A conversation with Associate Professor of English Mary Raschko, Taylor Middleton and first-year Robin Rounthwaite about the...

What Type Of Green Fits Your Personality?

Elena Aragon • April 1, 2014

Figure out what type of green YOU are.

Quiz: What Excessive Holiday Dish Are You?

Andy Monserud • December 9, 2013

American tradition is loaded with food. All of our holidays, especially in the latter half of the year, mandate feasts heavy on meat, potatoes and sugars. Which narcolepsy-inducing family meal are you? When...

What Kind of First-Year Are You?

Evelyn Levine • September 12, 2013

Your behavior the first week of school basically determines the identity you are saddled with the rest of your 4 years at Whitman. It's probably in your best interest to take this quiz and find out how everyone percieves you.

POP QUIZ: Whitman Edition

Molly Johanson • August 29, 2013

Before we launch into a brand new semester of liberal arts learning, the administration thought it beneficial to start the year with a pop quiz on the most prominent and important Whitties: Marcus and Narcissa Whitman. The next time someone says "oh I love his poems!" in response to learning the name of your school, you'll be prepared.