Grace Canny, I know my business here
• November 2, 2023
On Nov. 1st, she arrived at Penrose Library’s front desk in a haggard state. She smelled like she’d been soaking in Enlighten Mint Yerba Mate and her hand was reflexively curled in perfect 0.5...
Here’s the truth: I am deeply saddened to see Kathy Murray leave Whitman College. She brought me fame, a weensy fortune and a wealth of joy in my time as a humor writer and editor for The Wire.
I’ve...
Grace Canny, North Hall Morgue Cadaver
• May 5, 2022
Well folks, it finally happened, Kathy’s reign has come to an end. Sarah Bolton blew into town with the fervor of a Walla Walla tumbleweed on a windy day and quickly instituted some regime changes....
On March 21, masks will no longer be required indoors in Washington State, leaving Whitman with the choice to change their protocols.
“We think this is both good for our health and our education...
Grace Canny, Root Vegetable Enthusiast
• February 17, 2022
Last Monday, outgoing president Kathy Murray was prematurely fired due to an incident involving Gmail, an unnamed faculty member, and the Walla Walla Sweet Onion. It appears, from the stash of emails,...
Whitman is officially requiring all members of the campus community receive a COVID-19 booster by Jan. 15, 2022.
The decision was announced in an email from President Kathy Murray sent on Dec. 13...
Ben Kearney, Is this even legal?
• December 2, 2021
Signed into effect by the Board Of Trustees at 6:09a.m., Nov. 25, 2021.
Purpose & History
On Sept. 12 2017, the Board of Trustees authorized the ban of all fireworks across Whitman College...
Carmel Stephan, Shit or get off the pot please.
• September 16, 2021
This summer, as you sat your bare ass down on the porcelain throne, it may have occurred to you that this level of comfort would soon cease to exist. You wouldn’t be pooping in your private residence...
Cade Schott, Journalist and not afraid of a little pee
• May 6, 2021
Several weeks ago it was reported that Kathy Murray failed to leave a tip after her dinner at the Walla Walla Steak Co. Below is a response to the backlash from the soon-to-be former president of Whitman...
Whitman announced last week that vaccinations will be mandatory for all students next fall — following suit with colleges across the country that are planning for a semester reminiscent of pre-COVID...
The Board of Trustees will soon begin their search for a successor to President Kathy Murray, who announced that she would be retiring from Whitman after the 2021-2022 school year.
Arielle Cooley,...
