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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Cade Schott

Cade Schott, Humor Writer

This is Cade's first semester writing for the Wire. He is a senior Econ major. He originally wanted to write obituaries for the Union Bulletin, but it turns out that people submit those on behalf of their loved ones, so this seemed like the next best thing. 

All content by Cade Schott

An idol of competence: ASWC successfully curbs voter fraud

Cade Schott, journalist and literally the current ASWC Oversight Chair
April 22, 2021

Fuck it! Here are some facts about foxes

Cade Schott, Journalist and in fourth grade dressed up as Hillary Clinton for Halloween
April 15, 2021

Senior Committee defends COVID-themed gifts for graduating seniors

Cade Schott, Journalist and hanging on by a goddamn thread
April 9, 2021
Illustration by Kiara Paninos.

ASWC purchases a Bat Signal-like device alerting students to extra vaccine availability

Cade Schott, Journalist and member of the ASWC Executive Council 
April 1, 2021

Senior playing hard to get with post-grad employers

Cade Schott, Journalist and not really sure how to make rice
March 11, 2021
Illustration by Nick Rogers.

Student forced to quarantine after one night stand

Cade Schott, Journalist and just the right amount of teeth
March 4, 2021

Report: Snowman kinda hot?

Cade Schott, Journalist and front of the horse costume
February 25, 2021
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