We have the numbers, we’ve analyzed the data and we’ve looked at the stats. If you’ve noticed that the world isn’t looking too great, one simple decision could fix that. If you’ve been hoping to find an easy way to brighten up your life, boy do I have a solution for you. And if you’ve just been craving a sweet treat, all signs suggest that now is the time to get one.

The purchase of just one extra sweet treat actually has a greater impact than you’d expect. A sweet treat is a solution to all of the world’s problems. On top of that, you’d get a sweet treat out of it.

The way it works is simple. The purchase of an extra sweet treat would boost economic activity and lead to economic growth like we’ve never seen before. Looking just at the numbers, the projected stock price of select sweet treat companies soared three million percent after purchasing an extra sweet treat.

This impact snowballs, soon fixing the housing crisis, saving the environment and possibly even finding a cure for cancer. It’s just that simple. You may be looking at a simple pack of Oreos, but the world is looking at a miracle.

The Wire reached out to members of the Whitman community for comment on the impact of sweet treats, and this is what some of them had to say.

“Sweet treats literally saved my life! I don’t want to think about a world without them,” said a freshman, six servings of Reid soft serve deep.

“Back in my day, we never had sweet treats. Enjoy them while you can!” said a visibly aging senior.

Let this serve as a lesson. That extra sweet treat may save the economy, the environment and society at large. But it could also save you. So why not take a few extra moments this weekend to buy an extra sweet treat? Whether it’s some ice cream, a chocolate bar, gummy worms or something else, its impact is greater than you could ever imagine.