35

Estimated percentage of Whitman students having snacks right now.

100

Estimated percentage of snacks that I should be having right now.

313,914,040

Number of pumpkin pies that will be baked in November.

45

Percentage of those pies that will be eaten as a snack.

78

People on campus that claim to dislike pumpkin pie.

78

People you should shun because of their feelings about pumpkin pie.

Me

Who you pie-haters should be giving your extra pumpkin pie.