35
Estimated percentage of Whitman students having snacks right now.
100
Estimated percentage of snacks that I should be having right now.
313,914,040
Number of pumpkin pies that will be baked in November.
45
Percentage of those pies that will be eaten as a snack.
78
People on campus that claim to dislike pumpkin pie.
78
People you should shun because of their feelings about pumpkin pie.
Me
Who you pie-haters should be giving your extra pumpkin pie.
