(can you make this look like a real twitter?)

collegegirl08: can’t decide where to go abroad, France or Morocco? #firstworldproblems

treregdfg: had to have diet pepsi with my dinner because they didn’t have diet coke wahhhhhhhhh #firstworldproblems

whittie4lyfe: it started to rain while i was wearing my toms, gross! #first(andthird)worldproblems

iloveshopping: got a hole in my lulus, what will i wear? #firstworldproblems

ttebow: waffle machine wasn’t working at brunch, i had to eat pancakes . . . booooo #firstworldproblems

sportygirl3: my house is so far away! it’s like a 10 minute walk to class #firstworldproblems

carsmoneyhoes: I’m only making minimum wage #firstworldproblems

ironwoman99: pool’s closed, i guess i have to work out in the gym. ugh #firstworldproblems

lonelyboy: can’t decide where to take my girlfriend for our anniversary, saffron or olive? #firstworldproblems

goofsjr: went to the midnight showing of breaking dawn, too tired to work #firstworldproblems

pthompson45: iphone broke, have to use my mom’s old blackberry 🙁 #firstworldproblems

Lordvoldemort7: don’t have my soccer cleats, guess i have to wear regular tennis shoes for our im game today #firstworldproblems

chadbroskii: my sister just offered me a bowl……………………………of cereal 🙁 #firstworldproblems

jesslovesbeiber: bradley cooper as the sexiest man alive!?!?!?! fuck that!! BIEBER FOREVER #firstworldproblems

hottiewithabody: my mom overcooked our tofurkey this year. #firstworldproblems

tvmanic: glee sucks this season #firstworldproblems