I had never heard of “Chacos,” and then I came to Whitman.
I didn’t use abrevs irl, and then I g2g2 Whitman.
I used to shave, and then I came to Whitman.
I never knew there were so many ways to stalk people, and then I came to Whitman.
I still had friends who wore Abercrombie & Fitch (ha, ha, that’s a funny story), and then I came to Whitman.
I used to shower on a regular basis, and then I came to Whitman.
I used to drink water from containers that weren’t nalgenes or mason jars, and then I came to Whitman.
I used to not have ravenous stress-eating habits, and then I came to Whitman.
I used to not use Facebook as a platform for whining, and then I came to Whitman.
I used to not chase squirrels on a regular basis, and then I came to Whitman.
I used to sleep at night, and then I came to Whitman.
