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Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Guide to choosing a roommate

With housing and roommate situations becoming less of a question mark and more of an exclamation point, The Backpage has decided to come up with a list to help our fellow stragglers who don’t know where/with whom they’ll be living. (Disclaimer: Choose roommates at your own risk. The Backpage is not responsible for murderous roommates or roommates who constantly want to “settle” “Catan”.)

Who to avoid:

-Guy who loves all his classes

-Guy who hates all his classes

-Sluts

-Porn connoisseurs

-Dude who showers once a week

-Shut-ins

-Anyone who can’t hold their liquor

Who to aim for:

-People who turn 21 before you

-People with large DVD collections

-People with hot friends

-Anyone who relieves stress by cleaning

-Dude with car

-Dude with gaming console (and is willing to share it)

-Girl who took the class last semester and can help you

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