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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
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Real Talk: E-mailing Professors

Professor-

This week, I have been really sick. I have still been coming to class because apparently I can’t get excused by Chuck Cleveland unless I’m in a coma. However, at night I have been going to bed at like 7 p.m. because I feel so bad. This increase in rest has led to a decrease in complete homework. Would it be alright if I turned in the paper on Monday, because if I turn it in tomorrow, you will only get a mediocre intro?

Thanks!

Real Talk: I’m kinda sick and really unmotivated.


Dear Advisor,

I am very sorry for missing our meeting this afternoon. I pulled an all-nighter to finish a project and was just going to take a 30 min. nap, and then I woke up five hours later. Hopefully it is not too much of an  inconvenience  to reschedule.

Real Talk: Wake and Bake, and video games…..nuff said.


AS I TYPE THIS I SHOULD BE IN YOUR CLASSROOM FINISHING MY MIDTERM. I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MORTIFIED I AM THAT I MISSED THE MIDTERM. I have been dealing with a lot of personal issues lately and they came to the surface this morning. I hope you can understand and I will be in to see you to hopefully reschedule.

Real Talk: I’m not mortified. I’m unprepared and too hungover. Yesterday was the Super Bowl. Doy.


Professor-

I have been so busy this week with this paper plus a project and another paper. It’s 2 a.m. and it’s only halfway done and I have morning practice tomorrow … today. Is there any way I can get an extension? I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

Real Talk: My roommate said people from Moses Lake can’t get hyphy. I showed that Seattle goon what’s up. THIZZIN FO’ LIFE!

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