Sammy Fitts, Assigned to Butter Your Muffin.
• December 9, 2021
Whitman’s annual holiday party was wrought with many problems, but none was more devastating than the Christian outrage caused by events which occurred on Ankeny field. And no, I’m not talking about...
Lee Thomas, sexy even without a mustache
• December 9, 2021
This week, the College released a statement banning all future White Elephant and Secret Santa events organized for students in response to an actual elephant running rampant across campus. Residence...
Carmel Stephan, does NOT have a thing for feet
• December 9, 2021
'Twas the night before break and inside the campus was a feast of such splendor eyes bulged out of their canthus. A fire was lit and crackled with laughter, festive music played and on the tv was Shrek...
Conor Bartol, Takes great satisfaction telling people “see you next year!” on December 31st
• December 9, 2021
Editor’s Note: Recently, a group of 3-2 engineering students built their own snow machine as a pre-winter solstice celebration project. They activated it on the Reid lawn, hoping for snowball fights...
