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Vol. CLIV, Issue 5
Whitman news since 1896

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Whitman news since 1896

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George Groebner, Humor Writer

George Groebner (he/him) is a first-year planning to double major in environmental studies and music. His writing process consists of making himself laugh and hoping others share his sense of humor. All allegations that he is the Whitman Sign Switcher are unfounded and preposterous.

All content by George Groebner

Banana peels rain down on campus

George Groebner, potassium? I hardly know ‘em
February 29, 2024

Crazy straw glasses and other spring fashion predictions

George Groebner, borrowing and abusing my uncle’s credibility
February 22, 2024
Illustration by Jonah Rosen-Bloom

Interview with the bridge trolls of College Creek

George Groebner, unprofessional cryptozoologist
December 7, 2023
Illustration by Jonah Rosen-Bloom

Whitman Sign Switcher brought into custody

George Groebner, mild-mannered alter ego
November 16, 2023
Illustration by Gus Cowell

Freeze rays cause controversy, shivering

George Groebner, fastest draw in the southeast central Pacific Northwest
November 9, 2023
Illustration by Jonah Rosen-Bloom

Local sourcing gone too far? Campus ducks added to Cleve menu

George Groebner, incapable of pronouncing “foie gras”
November 2, 2023
Illustration by Gus Colwell

Zombified taxidermy specimens run amok

George Groebner, harbinger of the taxidermy apocalypse
October 26, 2023
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