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Fielding Schaefer, Humor Writer
All content by Fielding Schaefer
In skepticism of the DEI industry
Fielding Schaefer
, Senior
May 4, 2023
Gmail will alert students about misleading emails this spring
Fielding Schaefer
, Obama Thanker
November 19, 2020
Whitman prodigy drops out to pursue political Instagramming full-time
Fielding Schaefer
, 1 read equals 1 hungry child fed
November 5, 2020
Trump’s ‘Fake News’ was just The Wire humor section all along
Fielding Schaefer
, Trump’s favorite news faker
October 29, 2020
The key to an in-person spring semester: Remote Zoom sex
Fielding Schaefer
, Mr. Tough Guy, Huh?
October 15, 2020
Unexpected guests in Jewett Hall Airbnb
Fielding Schaefer
, Jewett Athlete’s Foot Survivor
October 1, 2020
A climate-denier’s guide to all this smoke
Fielding Schaefer
, who swears he didn’t write this
September 24, 2020
Marcus Whitman statue posted to listserv scribbled burgundy in MS paint
Fielding Schaefer
, Fake Housewife of Beverly Hills :(
September 17, 2020
Local man to sell his antibodies online
Fielding Schaefer
, Professional Quarantinist
May 6, 2020
To increase accessibility, OP will host initiation in wilderness of Ankeny Field
Fielding Schaefer
, Arc’teryx Rep Dude
March 12, 2020
Tips and tricks to get the best bang for your buck at Cleveland Commons
Fielding Schaefer
, Dry-Erase Board Supremacist
February 27, 2020
my.Whitman ups its stalking potential by listing crush’s current location
Fielding Schaefer
, Writer Of Real News
February 13, 2020
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