Squirrely Songs

Elena Aragon

Illustration: Julie Peterson
Squirrel-themed songs

Ever wondered what could make your favorite songs even better? Making them tributes to squirrels, of course!

1. “Only Girl in the World”- Rihanna
“Want you to make me feel like I’m the only squirrel in the world.”

2. “Boys, Boys, Boys”- Lady Gaga
“Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, we like squirrels in bars. Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, we like squirrels in cars.”

3. “Brown Eyed Girl”- Van Morrison
“You, my brown eyed squirrel.”

4. “Every Girl”-Young Money
“On to the next one, more fish in the sea. Squirrels are like buses, miss one, theres 15 more coming.”

5. “Pearl Necklace”-ZZ Top

“She wore a squirrel necklace!”

6. “My Girl”- The Temptations
“I got sunshine on a cloudy day. When its cold outside, I’ve got the month of may. Well, I guess you say, what can make me feel this way? My squirrel. Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel.”

7. “Pretty Rave Girl”- I am x-ray
“I know this pretty rave squirrel, always thinking bout her, when she says hi to me, butterflies roll right through me. And when I see her dancing, wanna take a chance and lean in a little closer, and maybe get to know her.”

8. “Tattoo Girl”-Travie McCoy
“Hey, hello, Ms. tattoo squirrel, you are forever stuck to me.”

9. ” The Girl from Ipanema”- Astrud Gilberto, Joao Gilberto, & Stan Getz
“Tall and tan and young and lovely, the squirrel from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes, each one she passes goes, ‘Ahhh.'”

10. “White Girl”- Young Jeezy feat. Bloodraw
“I love them white squirrels, Christina Aguilera, do it all night, now do it for the camera. I got 50 of them freaks at a time.”