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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
Whitman news since 1896

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Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman deal breakers

So, you’re thinging with this really cute girl, and are about to ask her out on a legit date. Then she starts talking about her favorite band, Paramore … WTF? You can’t date a girl with such horrible taste. It’s over. Deal breaker. Here are some others:

-Ginger

-Theater major

-If her name is Cari Cortez

-Owns a bike with a basket

-Wears non-prescription glasses

-Vegetarian/Vegan

-Wears overalls

-Talks in abreves (i.e. libes, maybs, totes, probs)

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