First issue article, with corrections
October 5, 2006
by Not George Bridges Dear First Years et al, First off, I just wanna say: TWO-WESSSSSSSTTTTT!!! (read: D-Section) By now all you Two-Westers have probably figured out that you're in that section for a reason. All your application essays pointed to one undeniable fact. You are all insanely badass. ...
News Bits
September 28, 2006
by Alex Henke Devil offended by all the politician comparisons The Devil arose from the dreary pits of Hell, Michigan, to clear his name and distance himself from the politicians he has been compared to in the past week. Lover of Jesus, hatred and the snack aisle, Reverend Jerry Fatty Falwell apolo...
The Forgotten Fraternity: ∔ T∔
September 28, 2006
This week the Back Page takes a look at the history of our school and of the famed fifth fraternity: ∆T∆(or Delta Tau Delta for you non-classics major independents out there). What was this mysterious fraternity about? Why did they become disbanded? Do you call measured qua...
News Bits
September 21, 2006
by Alex Henke Bruised and dismayed Republican senators 'reluctantly agree' to implement Bush torture bill Shortly after leading Republican senators who support a slightly anti-torture bill met with the president in his newly created 'special interrogation' room, each senator returned to Capitol Hill b...
A few words of advice from your Back Page Editors
September 14, 2006
by Stephen Carter & Dru Johnston Hi First-Years. College can be tough. We should know. We're both fat. So in order to help you through this tough transition, we've compiled a list of some helpful tips that we wish we were given. Sincerely, Dru and Stephen -Do you own a guitar? Play your g...
News Bits
September 14, 2006
by Alex Henke Pro-wealth Christians evangelize in Beirut, terror level rises A new wave of Americans have reaffirmed their equal love of God and Benzes by taking "evangelivacations" to Beirut, Lebanon and convincing the local population that God wants all Christians to be rich. "Sure, my immortal ...
Address from the President
September 14, 2006
by George Bridges Dear First Years et al, First off, I just wanna say: TWO-WESSSSSSSTTTTT!!! By now all you Two-Westers have probably figured out that you're in that section for a reason. All your application essays pointed to one undeniable fact. You are all insanely badass. Seriously D-Section, how ...
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