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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Fuck it! Here are some facts about foxes

Cade Schott, Journalist and in fourth grade dressed up as Hillary Clinton for Halloween April 15, 2021

We’ve all seen a fox and thought, “geez I wish I knew more about those furry little bastards.” Well wonder no more, friends, because here are some fast facts about foxes.  Foxes live in underground...

Illustration by Nick Rogers.

CDC PSA: Do not use COVID-19 vaccines as throwing darts

Conor Bartol, Mac and Cheese Decryer March 25, 2021

The CDC has issued new vaccination guidelines following the hospitalization of a man known only as “Triple Threat” MacGyver. MacGyver apparently painted a target on his back and instructed doctors...

Cause of Death: Florida

Maddie Ott, Uncle Alligator's Famous Jambalaya November 25, 2018

 For students returning home this Thanksgiving break, they should be aware of a great threat that lies in the East. Lurking in the shadows of other great states such as New York and Virginia, Florida...

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