Whitman Wire

Cause of Death: Florida

Maddie Ott, Uncle Alligator's Famous Jambalaya

November 25, 2018


Filed under Humor

 For students returning home this Thanksgiving break, they should be aware of a great threat that lies in the East. Lurking in the shadows of other great states such as New York and Virginia, Florida rests, patiently waiting for the absolute least opportune moment to strike. A nightmare for the libe...

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