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Whitman Wire
Vol. CLVI, Issue 5
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire
All content by Rebecca Gluck

Best of 2017-2018: The Forgotten Residence Hall

Rebecca Gluck, Tool
May 3, 2018

Falafel Brothels, Man, That’s Where It’s At

Rebecca Gluck, Mother Glucker
April 12, 2018

Nose Piercings Now Mandatory for Whitman Students

Rebecca Gluck, Complicit
March 1, 2018

Whitman Releases New List of Pets Allowed in Dorms

Rebecca Gluck, Chewy
February 1, 2018

A Jew’s Thoughts on Christmas

Rebecca Gluck, Amateur Tickler
December 7, 2017

Study Finds Tension Between Greek and Non-Greek College Students Dates Back to Prehistoric Period

Rebecca Gluck, Eighth Grade Boy
November 16, 2017

Isaacs Success Inspires New Construction on Campus

Rebecca Gluck, Mouthwashes with Bleach
October 22, 2017
Illustration by Haley King

Combined Majors Offer New Opportunities for Lost Students

Rebecca Gluck, Emotional Manipulator
October 8, 2017

Rebecca Gluck Slam Dunks Humor Editor in the Dumpster!!

Rebecca Gluck, Religious Elbow Moisturizer
September 28, 2017

Administration Braces as ‘Ducking’ Becomes Trendy

Rebecca Gluck, Fire Recycler
September 11, 2017

WWU Declares War on Whitman After Failed Newspaper Experiment

Rebecca Gluck, Cat Cradler
May 4, 2017

Students’ Optimism Withers as Semester Reaches Close

Rebecca Gluck, Fruit Dehydrator
April 27, 2017

New Zealand Quietly Secedes

Rebecca Gluck, Budding Alfalfa
April 20, 2017

Venmo in Trouble After Latest Scandal

Rebecca Gluck, Poodle Dyer
April 13, 2017

Students unsure how to spell ‘privilege’

Rebecca Gluck, Met Husband on Tinder
April 2, 2017
Illustration by Meg Cuca

Netflix Announces Chef’s Table: Antarctica

Rebecca Gluck, Group Chat Watcher
March 30, 2017

What Some Professors Do on 3-Day Weekends

Rebecca Gluck, Candle Designer
March 2, 2017

New Member of Scientology Surprised to Find Thetan Isn’t Satan with a Lisp: Tom Cruithe’th Thecret Comesth to Life

Rebecca Gluck, Life Choicer
February 16, 2017
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